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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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I stop the microwave early because I get to listen to less of those annoying beeps.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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A cyst in a dogs ear, and Trump. Spot the difference.
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Sorry, you're going to have to label which is which.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(November 15, 2017 at 1:35 am)Fireball Wrote: I stop the microwave early because I get to listen to less of those annoying beeps.

'Fewer'.
Angel
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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(November 15, 2017 at 1:10 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(November 15, 2017 at 1:35 am)Fireball Wrote: I stop the microwave early because I get to listen to less of those annoying beeps.

'Fewer'.
Angel

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Big Grin  Yer rite.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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lol is that Al Pacino playing De Niro's wife?
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I'd pay to see that.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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It takes more than a pure soul to get into Heaven...



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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