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Ask me anything
#21
RE: Ask me anything
Why do people insist on saying "va-jay-jay"?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#22
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(August 21, 2018 at 7:17 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why do people insist on saying "va-jay-jay"?

I'm sure that's because they don't like ABBA
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#23
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(August 21, 2018 at 7:14 am)Lucanus Wrote:
(August 21, 2018 at 7:11 am)emjay Wrote: How about a nice game of Mafia?...not the sort of question you were expecting I'd guess but still a question Wink ...since you haven't played in ages, and there's one in signups at the moment; Life Of Brian... should be a laugh Smile

Believe it or not, I'm not a good liar, so mafia games, especially online, tend to be kinda stressful to me. I'll gladly play again once I'm in a better place, so to speak. Smile

You don't have to be a good liar, you just have to hope you don't roll scum Wink I don't like lying either and I'm terrible at it and my scum game is awful as a result... still... and games are also stressful for me... but worth it. Just saying I empathise. Sure you can't be tempted?
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#24
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Why do nipples have men?
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#25
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(August 21, 2018 at 7:22 am)emjay Wrote:
(August 21, 2018 at 7:14 am)Lucanus Wrote: Believe it or not, I'm not a good liar, so mafia games, especially online, tend to be kinda stressful to me. I'll gladly play again once I'm in a better place, so to speak. Smile

You don't have to be a good liar, you just have to hope you don't roll scum Wink I don't like lying either and I'm terrible at it and my scum game is awful as a result... still... and games are also stressful for me... but worth it. Just saying I empathise. Sure you can't be tempted?

Not this time Tongue Knowing me, I'd probably get burnt out after day 1 and I wouldn't be a good sport at all lol

(August 21, 2018 at 7:22 am)Brian37 Wrote: Why do nipples have men?

Because intelligent design, duh Dodgy
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#26
RE: Ask me anything
(August 21, 2018 at 7:14 am)Lucanus Wrote:
(August 21, 2018 at 7:11 am)emjay Wrote: How about a nice game of Mafia?...not the sort of question you were expecting I'd guess but still a question Wink ...since you haven't played in ages, and there's one in signups at the moment; Life Of Brian... should be a laugh Smile

Believe it or not, I'm not a good liar, so mafia games, especially online, tend to be kinda stressful to me. I'll gladly play again once I'm in a better place, so to speak. Smile



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#27
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(August 21, 2018 at 7:27 am)Lucanus Wrote:
(August 21, 2018 at 7:22 am)emjay Wrote: You don't have to be a good liar, you just have to hope you don't roll scum Wink I don't like lying either and I'm terrible at it and my scum game is awful as a result... still... and games are also stressful for me... but worth it. Just saying I empathise. Sure you can't be tempted?

Not this time Tongue Knowing me, I'd probably get burnt out after day 1 and I wouldn't be a good sport at all lol

Okay, I won't push yer Wink But just to bear in mind for the future if you ever do want to play again; I get where you're coming from, because I'm the same; games can be very stressful for me and burn me out, and more often than not they're an intense emotional rollercoaster but still worth it, perhaps even because of that. To me it leads to a lot of psychological insight to play, as well as better coping methods for psychological stresses... so I feel I've grown mentally by playing. But YMMV Smile
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#28
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(August 21, 2018 at 6:36 am)Lucanus Wrote: As a True Communist™ I only drink the blood of the rich.

Are you a tankie?
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#29
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(August 21, 2018 at 10:16 am)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(August 21, 2018 at 6:36 am)Lucanus Wrote: As a True Communist™ I only drink the blood of the rich.

Are you a tankie?

Nah I'm more on the anarchist side of the spectrum. I think tankies should chill the fuck out.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#30
RE: Ask me anything
(August 21, 2018 at 6:52 am)Brian37 Wrote: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop?

571. My kid did an experiment on this in 5th grade.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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