Why do people insist on saying "va-jay-jay"?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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Why do people insist on saying "va-jay-jay"?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (August 21, 2018 at 7:17 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why do people insist on saying "va-jay-jay"? I'm sure that's because they don't like ABBA
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." (August 21, 2018 at 7:14 am)Lucanus Wrote:(August 21, 2018 at 7:11 am)emjay Wrote: How about a nice game of Mafia?...not the sort of question you were expecting I'd guess but still a question You don't have to be a good liar, you just have to hope you don't roll scum ![]()
Why do nipples have men?
RE: Ask me anything
August 21, 2018 at 7:27 am
(This post was last modified: August 21, 2018 at 7:30 am by Lucanus.)
(August 21, 2018 at 7:22 am)emjay Wrote:(August 21, 2018 at 7:14 am)Lucanus Wrote: Believe it or not, I'm not a good liar, so mafia games, especially online, tend to be kinda stressful to me. I'll gladly play again once I'm in a better place, so to speak. Not this time ![]() (August 21, 2018 at 7:22 am)Brian37 Wrote: Why do nipples have men? Because intelligent design, duh ![]()
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." (August 21, 2018 at 7:14 am)Lucanus Wrote:(August 21, 2018 at 7:11 am)emjay Wrote: How about a nice game of Mafia?...not the sort of question you were expecting I'd guess but still a question (August 21, 2018 at 7:27 am)Lucanus Wrote:(August 21, 2018 at 7:22 am)emjay Wrote: You don't have to be a good liar, you just have to hope you don't roll scum Okay, I won't push yer ![]() ![]() (August 21, 2018 at 10:16 am)vulcanlogician Wrote:(August 21, 2018 at 6:36 am)Lucanus Wrote: As a True Communist™ I only drink the blood of the rich. Nah I'm more on the anarchist side of the spectrum. I think tankies should chill the fuck out.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." |
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