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RE: joke time
October 17, 2019 at 5:47 am
A women told me I'm a "Looker". The word she used was "Voyeur".
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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RE: joke time
October 17, 2019 at 9:10 am
You can't voy with binoculars.
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RE: joke time
October 17, 2019 at 7:17 pm
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: joke time
October 17, 2019 at 7:18 pm
(October 17, 2019 at 7:17 pm)chimp3 Wrote: ![[Image: 72121052_2319517565029535_74220058875453...e=5E195648]](https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/72121052_2319517565029535_7422005887545376768_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_oc=AQnk7hWtA03XEyauHjWuEGnncVKfraPv4AwiqNs2P304Z9kSLRWHcMzdhw74k3lu_2E&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=2a2e4b44ec13ecbaf9de0ff2e41ce994&oe=5E195648)
HAH!
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RE: joke time
October 24, 2019 at 5:40 pm
We know for a fact that Sauron didn't like Chinese food. How do we know?
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RE: joke time
October 24, 2019 at 5:46 pm
Shit, is the "other" Brian writing your jokes now! lol
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RE: joke time
October 24, 2019 at 6:26 pm
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(October 24, 2019 at 5:46 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Shit, is the "other" Brian writing your jokes now! lol
He can only wish. I cast a pretty long shadow.
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RE: joke time
October 25, 2019 at 2:57 am
What do you call a muslim doctor?
Amed
How do you stop a muslim drinking all your alcohol?
Invite another muslim
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