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#3341
RE: joke time
October 17, 2019 at 6:55 am
(October 17, 2019 at 5:47 am)Haipule Wrote: A women told me I'm a "Looker". The word she used was "Voyeur".

This is true isn't it ;P
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#3342
RE: joke time
October 17, 2019 at 9:10 am
You can't voy with binoculars.




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#3343
RE: joke time
October 17, 2019 at 7:17 pm
[Image: 72121052_2319517565029535_74220058875453...e=5E195648]
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#3344
RE: joke time
October 17, 2019 at 7:18 pm
(October 17, 2019 at 7:17 pm)chimp3 Wrote: [Image: 72121052_2319517565029535_74220058875453...e=5E195648]

HAH! 

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#3345
RE: joke time
October 24, 2019 at 5:40 pm
We know for a fact that Sauron didn't like Chinese food.  How do we know?




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#3346
RE: joke time
October 24, 2019 at 5:46 pm
Shit, is the "other" Brian writing your jokes now! lol
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#3347
RE: joke time
October 24, 2019 at 6:26 pm (This post was last modified: October 24, 2019 at 6:27 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(October 24, 2019 at 5:46 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Shit, is the "other" Brian writing your jokes now! lol

He can only wish.  I cast a pretty long shadow.

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#3348
RE: joke time
October 25, 2019 at 2:57 am
What do you call a muslim doctor?
Amed

How do you stop a muslim drinking all your alcohol?
Invite another muslim
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#3349
RE: joke time
October 25, 2019 at 7:25 am
(October 25, 2019 at 2:57 am)ignoramus Wrote: What do you call a muslim doctor?
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How do you stop a muslim drinking all your alcohol?
Invite another muslim

The second one works with Baptists as well...
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#3350
RE: joke time
October 25, 2019 at 3:53 pm
(October 25, 2019 at 7:25 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(October 25, 2019 at 2:57 am)ignoramus Wrote: What do you call a muslim doctor?
Amed

How do you stop a muslim drinking all your alcohol?
Invite another muslim

The second one works with Baptists as well...

...and Mormons, and...

...a whole bunch of other irrational zealots.
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