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A women told me I'm a "Looker". The word she used was "Voyeur".
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".

I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9

I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!

When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!

I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
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(October 17, 2019 at 5:47 am)Haipule Wrote: A women told me I'm a "Looker". The word she used was "Voyeur".

This is true isn't it ;P
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You can't voy with binoculars.




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God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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(October 17, 2019 at 7:17 pm)chimp3 Wrote: [Image: 72121052_2319517565029535_74220058875453...e=5E195648]

HAH! 

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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We know for a fact that Sauron didn't like Chinese food.  How do we know?




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Shit, is the "other" Brian writing your jokes now! lol
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(October 24, 2019 at 5:46 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Shit, is the "other" Brian writing your jokes now! lol

He can only wish.  I cast a pretty long shadow.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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What do you call a muslim doctor?
Amed

How do you stop a muslim drinking all your alcohol?
Invite another muslim
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(October 25, 2019 at 2:57 am)ignoramus Wrote: What do you call a muslim doctor?
Amed

How do you stop a muslim drinking all your alcohol?
Invite another muslim

The second one works with Baptists as well...
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