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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 16, 2015 at 2:51 am
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(January 15, 2015 at 11:01 am)dyresand Wrote: Hold on my deity FSM requires a physical body i must make him a new and better with fresh seasonings and hearty sauce.
MMMM, with parmesan cheese on top.
(January 16, 2015 at 1:32 am)dyresand Wrote: (January 16, 2015 at 1:24 am)Nope Wrote: May the Spaghetti Monster touch you all with his noodly appendages and cover you with his hot love sauce
And don't forget to rub it all over yourself... slowly..  
And I could lick it of, Oh yea.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 16, 2015 at 3:01 am
Infidels! Ye all will burn in hell for not believing in the all-mighty ASDFGHJKL. We know this deity exsists because we have records of its followers, commonly known as fangirls, using its name as far back since the creation of the Internet Explosion, when both the universe and the Internet were created by ASDFGHJKL. Bow down, bitches.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 16, 2015 at 3:10 am
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(January 16, 2015 at 3:01 am)Roxy904 Wrote: Infidels! Ye all will burn in hell for not believing in the all-mighty ASDFGHJKL. We know this deity exsists because we have records of its followers, commonly known as fangirls, using its name as far back since the creation of the Internet Explosion, when both the universe and the Internet were created by ASDFGHJKL. Bow down, bitches.
oh no, not again, we are still recovering from the deadly QWERTZ QWERTY wars!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 16, 2015 at 6:03 am
Oh no, an alphabeti spaghetti God? Sounds like a FSM rip off!
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 16, 2015 at 7:54 am
I myself am the all powerful, all knowing deity of all religions, I choose this human form because my true form is too overwhelming for mere mortals, I prove my existence by replying in this thread and writing various religions books for you heathens, you've been warned, repent now!
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 16, 2015 at 10:41 am
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Bowel problems ?
Hemorrhoids ?
Diverticulitis ?
Straining to defecate ?
Blood in stool ?
Constipation ?
Diarrhea ?
Not enjoying anal sex anymore ?
The GOD ANUSIUS can SAVE you !!!!!!
We don't really see competitive adverts from churches, do we ?
It's not like the Seventh Day Adventists ever run a spot during the local news claiming their god is faster, taller, sleeker, more omnipotent, whatever, than the god they have down the street at the Presbyterian Church.
Wonder why that is ??
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 16, 2015 at 11:35 am
Reads like a list of side effects from pretty much any prescription drug television commercial.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm
(January 12, 2015 at 10:27 am)Spooky Wrote: ![[Image: 20141102_080626_zps6457f795.jpg~320x480]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=rs1309.pbsrc.com%2Falbums%2Fs624%2Fserickson87%2FMobile%2520Uploads%2F20141102_080626_zps6457f795.jpg~320x480)
Spooky is God. To my knowledge nobody has completely refuted the Egyptian's beliefs.
![[Image: 20140712_183157_zps0833f5bb.jpg~320x480]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=rs1309.pbsrc.com%2Falbums%2Fs624%2Fserickson87%2FMobile%2520Uploads%2F20140712_183157_zps0833f5bb.jpg~320x480)
Lilith is probably the devil. She's such a terrorist I should have named her Muhammed.
You have picture evidence of two deities. There was already an entire religion built for them. 
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 16, 2015 at 4:50 pm
I've found more compelling evidence in this thread than in any of those toilet paper holy books. Good job! These gods kick ass too.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 16, 2015 at 4:55 pm
Praise ASDFGHJKL and give Her chocolate, as she demands. She demands you give Her at least 1/10 of all chocolate you own. The holy words of ASDFGHJKL as recorded in the Holy Sacred 100% True Book of Fanfiction.
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