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Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
January 25, 2015 at 11:22 am
Maybe Jackson's the one who's having a little fun at someone else's expense.
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
January 25, 2015 at 11:41 am
Are you a native speaker of English? It's just really hard to understand your posts. I'd recommend shorter responses if you're writing from a phone.

The premise (so far as I understand it) reminds me of something Christopher Moore would write. If you can execute it, it could be entertaining.
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
January 25, 2015 at 1:06 pm
(January 24, 2015 at 1:50 am)jackson Wrote: feasting on kamikaze animals ,that run under passing vechiles and food stuffs that randomly fall from trucks ,while drinking from a bottomless cask of wine that tastes like (snip)
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Does anyone think how shameful it is for a kamikaze animal to return home after a day of running under passing vechiles (fast chiles?) and not be killed? Shame upon the animals family for generations to come! It would be better that kamikaze failure to have never been born.

What kind of wine do kamikaze animals prefer? Big oakey red? Citrusy Pinot Gris?

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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
January 25, 2015 at 5:29 pm
I would watch that movie in Colorado or Washington.
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
January 25, 2015 at 11:00 pm
I think OP was playing farcry 4 when he was talking about kamikaze animals.


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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
January 25, 2015 at 11:03 pm
If anyone finds himself short of commas, it appears jackson is using them all. Stop hoarding the commas, man.
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
January 26, 2015 at 1:04 am
Would the theater provide complimentary LSD?

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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
January 26, 2015 at 1:11 am
(January 25, 2015 at 11:03 pm)Tonus Wrote: If anyone finds himself short of commas, it appears jackson is using them all. Stop hoarding the commas, man.

He does have a hard time making a point...
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
January 26, 2015 at 1:30 am
I have already explained my problems with written word nice of you to skip the story critique and attack the amount of commas you almighty twat
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
January 26, 2015 at 1:45 am
Hey guys, play nice now. Don't make me break this thread.

Note for the new guy - this post is inked in Mod Green to show it's official; what we call a speedbump, meaning I want everyone to calm down.
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