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Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
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Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
As an Atheist would you watch a purely fictional comedy, in which an Atheist carpenter has his place of work and worldly possessions destroyed by fire , then feels compelled to simply walk the hundreds of kilometers to his new job , walking unaware that a rant against religion secretly recorded and edited portrays him as a terrorist ,thus making a wanted man. Collecting 12 needy people along the way, quick to point out to anyone thanking God ,that God had nothing to do with it , feasting on kamikaze animals ,that run under passing vechiles and food stuffs that randomly fall from trucks ,while drinking from a bottomless cask of wine that tastes like
beer, water or wine depending on who or when they drink. Eventually being chased down and killed becoming a Marta for Atheists, but unfortunatly returning as the second coming of Christ, and announcing her was wrong. Not
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
...wut?
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
Uh... Welcome?

Could you please rephrase your OP?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
As a vegetarian, I am against kamikaze animals.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
Why have kamikaze animals when you can have the Rabbit of Caerbannog?
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
This seems like as good a thread as any to take the time to recognize the trend of everyone changing their avatars lately. Everybody here just has the greatest taste. Keep up the good work.

Side note: As far as anybody can tell, this may very well apply to the topic of the OP. Might as well.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
(January 24, 2015 at 2:35 am)Lucanus Wrote: Why have kamikaze animals when you can have the Rabbit of Caerbannog?

Holy handgrenade, batman!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
(January 24, 2015 at 1:50 am)jackson Wrote: As an Atheist would you watch a purely fictional comedy, in which an Atheist carpenter has his place of work and worldly possessions destroyed by fire , then feels compelled to simply walk the hundreds of kilometers to his new job , walking unaware that a rant against religion secretly recorded and edited portrays him as a terrorist ,thus making a wanted man. Collecting 12 needy people along the way, quick to point out to anyone thanking God ,that God had nothing to do with it , feasting on kamikaze animals ,that run under passing vechiles and food stuffs that randomly fall from trucks ,while drinking from a bottomless cask of wine that tastes like
beer, water or wine depending on who or when they drink. Eventually being chased down and killed becoming a Marta for Atheists, but unfortunatly returning as the second coming of Christ, and announcing her was wrong. Not

I don't know what is more difficult, deciphering the bible, quran, the IRS tax code, or your post. In the interest of fair time, I think you're saying a sitcom based on the premise that an atheist finds himself the embodiment of the second coming.

No, I've already wasted enough time. If I want to waste anymore time, I'll debate a theist.
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
Epicurus
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
I dunno, did it get good reviews?
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
Wasn't "Choke" sort of along these same lines? I can't remember if the main character was an atheist or not. He was definitely ungodly what with his fornicatin.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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