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Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
um...what...?
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#12
RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
This is a great example of why alcohol and posting on a forum don't mix. Sure made my morning though!
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#13
RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
Return of schizo-atheist?
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#14
RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
Do atheists have a sense of humor, could you enjoy a movie with a religious overtone, that yes has a protagonist who's atheist veiws are disproved , written for the sole purpose of sharing atheist values with the gullible masses , a movie that might strengthen some of the faithfuls silly beliefs, but is designed to have them question them , did anyone see Bruce or Evan Almighty , life of pi or dogma just as part of the human experience?
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#15
RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
(January 24, 2015 at 1:50 am)jackson Wrote: As an Atheist would you watch a purely fictional comedy,

Sure. Why not?


Quote: then feels compelled to simply walk the hundreds of kilometers to his new job ,


Why would he walk hundred of kilometers just to start a new job? Couldn't he take a bus or drive? What speed is he walking? Was he, perhaps carrying a one pound coconut for a swallow?


Quote: Collecting 12 needy people along the way,


Did he keep them in jars or stick a pin in them?


Quote: feasting on kamikaze animals
,

Didn't the animals explode on impact?

Quote:,while drinking from a bottomless cask of wine that tastes like
beer, water or wine depending on who or when they drink.

The casks taste like beer? Or are you saying that you drank people and they tasted like beer, water or wine?

Quote:Eventually being chased down and killed becoming a Marta for Atheists,

Marta for Atheists? Does that have something to do with exploding animals or people that you can drink?


Quote:but unfortunatly returning as the second coming of Christ, and announcing her was wrong. Not

This has something to do with ejaculation, doesn't it? Is Jesus going to be in a porno?
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#16
RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
Jackson, it sounds like you are considering writing a movie. Cool. I personally have not seen any of the movies you mentioned so I don't have a clear idea of what you have in mind although others might.

Here's the thing: Your initial post looks like something written by a guy who's been imbibing from that bottomless wine cask. You may have something interesting to share but what you have written so far is hard to follow. Take the time to articulate what you mean better and I'm sure you'll get some worthwhile responses.
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#17
RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
On the "do atheists have a sense of humour" thing: well, I suggest a little trip around this very forum might answer that.

I have indeed seen Bruce Almighty, a fairly decent Jim Carrey vehicle with some interesting conjecture about the nature of a god as typically described. I've also seen Evan Almighty, a truly ludicrous and pointless sequel with a fundamentally fatal plot hole big enough to sink an ark (even more than the silly bible version, which takes some doing).

Is there a point to asking? And please pay us the courtesy of an introduction thread, if you'd be so kind.
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
Do atheists have a sense of humour? Are you seriously asking this question? I can only assume you're spoiling for a fight.
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#19
RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
I am new to this forum and am also new to this shitty phone that I'm posting from.,so my ramblings have been seemingly idiotic, my point being now that I have intact wast0ed time writting a movie (you know the gist already) "I'm aware there are spelling errors ,but am not going back to fix them, that's infact and wasted" and the protagonist goes on a walk as his new job starts in a couple of months and his car was destroyed by fire , while walking saving 12 people who kow find themselves thru circumstance able to simply. Follow our protagonist ...there's re
d vine ...animals selfishly providing themselves as sustainance ,.. bread falling from trucks ..(not going back selflessly"as destroyed by fire

F this phone sorry to all.
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RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
(January 24, 2015 at 11:04 am)AFTT47 Wrote: This is a great example of why alcohol and posting on a forum don't mix. Sure made my morning though!
Drunk Typing

(January 25, 2015 at 1:07 am)Nope Wrote:
Quote: feasting on kamikaze animals
,

Didn't the animals explode on impact?

You would think so.
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