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So you when to hell now what.
RE: So you when to hell now what.
(March 30, 2015 at 10:23 pm)snowtracks Wrote:
(March 30, 2015 at 1:53 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Why?
Actually, no reason. Just wanted to how everyone was doing.

Fascinating. I have the power to repel proselytising. All I have to do is question it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(November 20, 2014 at 10:09 pm)dyresand Wrote: So your in hell for one reason or another.
what would you do there?

I'd bust out and destroy the world. Well, probably not the destroy-the-world part, but I'd bust out.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
Thinking As many damned souls there is in hell none of them though of actually banding together and actually take it over so we could have the bible 
part II. 
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
I heard the devil just lets them all out again so they can go laugh at the endless harp playing people have to listen to in the real hell.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(April 3, 2015 at 10:50 am)robvalue Wrote: I heard the devil just lets them all out again so they can go laugh at the endless harp playing people have to listen to in the real hell.

I mean there is just there they could go back i mean what's really stopping them  Thinking god is lazy he doesn't care i mean look at earth. 
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
If humans will always have free will and god will always be a capricious jackass, then those in hell will want to make sure the red carpet is kept in good shape. Because they'll be rolling it out, time and again, until heaven is empty.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(April 3, 2015 at 11:19 am)Tonus Wrote: If humans will always have free will and god will always be a capricious jackass, then those in hell will want to make sure the red carpet is kept in good shape.  Because they'll be rolling it out, time and again, until heaven is empty.

The only 2 things that are in heaven Lassie and a some guy from Threes company.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(April 3, 2015 at 10:49 am)dyresand Wrote: Thinking As many damned souls there is in hell none of them though of actually banding together and actually take it over so we could have the bible 
part II. 


You know, if the devil is even half as powerful as the New Testament says he is, and he's in charge of Hell, why doesn't he just make it an awesome place on par with Heaven (or at least notably better than Earth, as ability permits)? He could show everyone that he's not the guy that YHWH has made him out to be, and cement that whole Good Guy Lucifer thing.

Meanwhile, YHWH's super strict entry requirements mean that Lucifer will have many more people in Hell.
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(April 3, 2015 at 1:21 pm)RobbyPants Wrote:
(April 3, 2015 at 10:49 am)dyresand Wrote: Thinking As many damned souls there is in hell none of them though of actually banding together and actually take it over so we could have the bible 
part II. 


You know, if the devil is even half as powerful as the New Testament says he is, and he's in charge of Hell, why doesn't he just make it an awesome place on par with Heaven (or at least notably better than Earth, as ability permits)? He could show everyone that he's not the guy that YHWH has made him out to be, and cement that whole Good Guy Lucifer thing.

Meanwhile, YHWH's super strict entry requirements mean that Lucifer will have many more people in Hell.

What if the bible is a lie and Hell is already a pretty cool place to begin with.  Thinking 
I mean after all doom and gloom only lasts but so long before the ruler gets tired of it and turns it into 
paradise for the damned.  Thinking
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RE: So you when to hell now what.
(April 3, 2015 at 2:26 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(April 3, 2015 at 1:21 pm)RobbyPants Wrote: You know, if the devil is even half as powerful as the New Testament says he is, and he's in charge of Hell, why doesn't he just make it an awesome place on par with Heaven (or at least notably better than Earth, as ability permits)? He could show everyone that he's not the guy that YHWH has made him out to be, and cement that whole Good Guy Lucifer thing.

Meanwhile, YHWH's super strict entry requirements mean that Lucifer will have many more people in Hell.

What if the bible is a lie and Hell is already a pretty cool place to begin with.  Thinking 
I mean after all doom and gloom only lasts but so long before the ruler gets tired of it and turns it into 
paradise for the damned.  Thinking
Christ made it very clear: Hell is something people choose; no one alive has totally missed “hearing God’s call” and would prefer the unrighteous state it offers. God gives free will and people choose. The ‘torment’ is better translated to the word ‘restraint’. The more evil a spiritual entity has demonstrated, the more ‘restraint’ they will have there; consequently, that 'old serpent' will be the most bound and won't be in charge of anything. An aside, believing or not believing in the existence of God is not the deciding factor where one finds their eternal abode.
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