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Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.

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Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
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#41
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 4, 2013 at 11:13 pm
Prolapsed assholes
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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#42
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 4, 2013 at 11:17 pm
Yawn.
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#43
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 5, 2013 at 4:58 am
Fear.
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#44
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 5, 2013 at 5:06 am
Christianity is an answer for every question, even if they have to make it up.
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#45
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 5, 2013 at 5:37 am
The PURPOSE of life is to replicate our DNA ................. (from Darwin)
The MEANING of life is the experience of living ... (from Frank Herbert)
The VALUE of life is the legacy we leave behind ..... (from observation)
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#46
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 5, 2013 at 8:02 am
Delusional

Retarded

Simpletons

Idiots

Fairy tails

Evil
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#47
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 5, 2013 at 6:13 pm
draconian and contradictory.
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I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.
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#48
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 5, 2013 at 9:19 pm
Love.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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#49
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 5, 2013 at 9:21 pm
Worthless
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#50
RE: Describe Christian Religion In The shortest way you can.
November 6, 2013 at 2:23 pm
Poison.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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