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Offensive Jokes
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Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 1:58 pm
Can I please haz?
I will start.



As my cum dribbles down my girlfriend's chin I look down at her and ask, "do you like that?"

"No!" She replied, "what the fuck is in this sandwich?"

(joke stolen from Vosur)
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 2:05 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2014 at 2:05 pm by Vosur.)
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 2:10 pm
How do you make a dead baby float?

-one scoop ice cream, one scoop dead baby
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 3:10 pm
When I first came in life, I thought I had cancer
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 3:29 pm
Ok in Portugal we say this a lot - What do you call a black guy inside a car? A thief
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 3:41 pm
They say that over here..... and then the cops blow him away.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 4:32 pm (This post was last modified: September 24, 2014 at 4:35 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
My girl once told me, 'Give me all nine inches and make me bleed.'

So, I fucked her three times and punched her in the face.

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As night is falling, a paedophile is leading a six year old boy into a wooded area and the child is crying.

'What are YOU scared about?' asks the perv. 'I'm the one who has to walk back alone in the dark.'

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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 4:37 pm
I was asked to make an offensive joke, so I hit someone in the face with a pie.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 24, 2014 at 5:18 pm
Entropy ain't what it used to be.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
September 25, 2014 at 8:24 am
My girlfriend called me a paedophile earlier, I told her "that's a big word for a 6 year old".
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