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#61
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 22, 2014 at 3:49 pm
(October 22, 2014 at 3:47 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If you really just HAVE to shag that sheep, take her to the edge of a cliff. Why? It makes the sheep push back.

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#62
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 26, 2014 at 8:40 pm
What's the difference between onions and hookers?

I only cry while chopping up onions.
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#63
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 26, 2014 at 9:30 pm
And I never flush my onions down the toilet after I chop them Wink
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#64
RE: Offensive Jokes
February 1, 2015 at 3:23 am
A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk replies. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
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#65
RE: Offensive Jokes
February 1, 2015 at 3:27 am
Why did God make urine and semen different colours?

So theists knew if they were coming or going.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
February 1, 2015 at 3:29 am
Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate - they'll kill your dog.
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#67
RE: Offensive Jokes
February 1, 2015 at 3:31 am
(February 1, 2015 at 3:29 am)Losty Wrote: Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolate - they'll kill your dog.

Thanks, Losty, I just spit red wine all over my carpet.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
February 1, 2015 at 3:33 am
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Food is like dark humor, not everyone gets it.
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#69
RE: Offensive Jokes
February 1, 2015 at 3:43 am
Laughing, Losty.
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RE: Offensive Jokes
February 1, 2015 at 3:47 am (This post was last modified: February 1, 2015 at 3:49 am by Losty.)
Laughing is good for you, CD Wink
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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