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RE: Ken Ham's ark.
January 5, 2015 at 12:23 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 12:20 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: (January 5, 2015 at 11:48 am)robvalue Wrote: Are they gonna prove the Ark actually happened then, by getting 2 of every animal in there for 40 days? Or are they just gonna build a stupid boat and waste money?
Freaking morons. Try the real world, guys.
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It was @370 days and *7* pairs of each kind of clean animals and two pair of each kind of other animals.
Learn their bible if you want to make *true fun* of their beliefs.
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Ill still say put it in water. Sink or float, ill say it sinks also its a waste of money and money that could have been well spent on other things.
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RE: Ken Ham's ark.
January 5, 2015 at 12:24 pm
Yeah, I made it too easy for them again didn't I?
I had read that bit before, I must have displaced it in favour of the children's book again.
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RE: Ken Ham's ark.
January 5, 2015 at 12:25 pm
And only one window to shovel the shit out of.
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RE: Ken Ham's ark.
January 5, 2015 at 12:26 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 12:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Electrical and plumbing diagrams? On the Ark? I think there is more than gopherwood being used here.... what ever the fuck that was.
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RE: Ken Ham's ark.
January 5, 2015 at 12:28 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 11:48 am)robvalue Wrote: It would appear to have 3 reinforced concrete towers sticking up through it. So I'm thinking no to the floating thing Where else are they supposed to mount the machinery - so as to convincingly simulate gods magic?
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RE: Ken Ham's ark.
January 5, 2015 at 12:28 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 12:25 pm)h4ym4n Wrote: And only one window to shovel the shit out of.
That's a thought. If 8 guys could shovel the shit from what they think was 50,000 animals, Ken should be able to dispose of the excrement of a few dozen tourists without need of such fripperies as flushes.
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RE: Ken Ham's ark.
January 5, 2015 at 12:29 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 12:26 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: (January 5, 2015 at 12:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Electrical and plumbing diagrams? On the Ark? I think there is more than gopherwood being used here.... what ever the fuck that was.
Oh ye of little faith.
Well, none actually I guess.
there going to sit on the side of ship and crap off the side of boat like they did in the pirate days oh wait also they had wooden buckets to do that stuff in. So they can't break their RP doing that so they would have to piss and shit off the side of the ark.
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RE: Ken Ham's ark.
January 5, 2015 at 12:30 pm
I think Ham Man has no idea just how funny this is to us huh.
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RE: Ken Ham's ark.
January 5, 2015 at 12:30 pm
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Quote:so they would have to piss and shit off the side of the ark.
Gonna make it rough on the lines of people waiting to get on.
Then again, shitting on fundies seems like a fine idea.
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RE: Ken Ham's ark.
January 5, 2015 at 12:31 pm
(January 5, 2015 at 12:29 pm)dyresand Wrote: (January 5, 2015 at 12:26 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Oh ye of little faith.
Well, none actually I guess.
there going to sit on the side of ship and crap off the side of boat like they did in the pirate days oh wait also they had wooden buckets to do that stuff in. So they can't break their RP doing that so they would have to piss and shit off the side of the ark. Quite hard to persuade an alligator to do that I should think.
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