Create a Deity and Prove It Exists

[Nope]

The picture of Lilith is wonderful. Her heavily lidded glowering stare threatens endless torment at her soft, shredding paws. But where are the green glowing demon possessed pupils?

Ah, you must be thinking of Lilith's minion Grimm. He can be see above using a mirror portal. The process is hard to photograph.

You have proved the god power of Grimm

[DeadChannel]

I elect Samuel L. Jackson.

Do I have proof? No. That is not what is important. What is important is that I felt the touch of Samuel. L. Jackson. Samuel Jackson got involved.

[Violet]

After reading through Robo's thread about making a god claim, I thought it would be fun to invent our own gods and defend the imaginary deities from nay sayers. You can invent and defend your god/s or use logic to tear apart someone else's god. My purpose is just to be silly and see if iwe can use some of the same rational in defending our made up deities that theists use.

Also, if you like someone's invented religion you can convert and help them defend it

I'm already in your heads and in your hearts... you can't get me out.

I am going to steal dyresands idea on another thread and make a plant god.

Proof that there is an almighty plant god. Plants are everywhere. You can see them and feel them. Some of them you can eat.

Plants sacrifice themselves to us in the guise of food, shelter, clothing and a source of heat so that as an example of the highest form of love so that we will one day turn from our barbaric ways

There are dangerous plants because Her Holy Foliage wants is to grow and realizes that we can only evolve if there is some reason for us to do so

* Violet is eating a salad right now.

Bless Her Holy Foliage indeed... may many showers of joy and blood rain down upon her, long life, etc etc I'm eating her children.

[JuliaL]

You have proved the god power of Grimm

So you say....
I will defend my deity, almighty Beer, using an argument from authority. From no lesser a mortal than Benjamin Franklin.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

I specifically reject the revisionist thinking that the above quote is the result of an urban legend.
I have FELT the power of Beer and worshiped at the porcelain altar.

BTW, nice shot of Grimm, clearly demon possessed.

[DeadChannel]

Oh, also: Say WHAT one more god damn time! I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker!

[Nope]

I elect Samuel L. Jackson.

Do I have proof? No. That is not what is important. What is important is that I felt the touch of Samuel. L. Jackson. Samuel Jackson got involved.

Do you have an overwhelming need to say Mother Fucker? If so, your experience might be real. Besides who among us can prove the unknowable? All Hail the mightest mother fucker of them all.

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After reading through Robo's thread about making a god claim, I thought it would be fun to invent our own gods and defend the imaginary deities from nay sayers. You can invent and defend your god/s or use logic to tear apart someone else's god. My purpose is just to be silly and see if iwe can use some of the same rational in defending our made up deities that theists use.

Also, if you like someone's invented religion you can convert and help them defend it

I'm already in your heads and in your hearts... you can't get me out.

I am going to steal dyresands idea on another thread and make a plant god.

Proof that there is an almighty plant god. Plants are everywhere. You can see them and feel them. Some of them you can eat.

Plants sacrifice themselves to us in the guise of food, shelter, clothing and a source of heat so that as an example of the highest form of love so that we will one day turn from our barbaric ways

There are dangerous plants because Her Holy Foliage wants is to grow and realizes that we can only evolve if there is some reason for us to do so

* Alice is eating a salad right now.

Bless Her Holy Foliage indeed... may many showers of joy and blood rain down upon her, long life, etc etc I'm eating her children.

She gives her children willingly for your substance.

[Violet]

Do you have an overwhelming need to say Mother Fucker? If so, your experience might be real. Besides who among us can prove the unknowable? All Hail the mightest mother fucker of them all.

Yes yes, bow before me, and all that.

* Violet the mightiest mother fucker goes to take a mighty fine nap.

I'm already dead, so... I guess it's time to catch up on my rest. Was a full life. A rich life. A life filled to brim with many a cabbage.

[vorlon13]

How about Anusius, the God of Anus ?

Everyone has an anus, after all. Anus bleaching would be a form of worship, so to various silicone appliances and creams and balms used to anoint them and the increasingly sophisticated rituals surrounding their use.

While Jesus could not have been crucified on a Doc Johnson model #34 butt plug, with realistic veining, and optional vibrator with included wall charger, He certainly could have been using one during the nailing and hanging around part of His afternoon.

[Nope]

How about Anusius, the God of Anus ?

Everyone has an anus, after all. Anus bleaching would be a form of worship, so to various silicone appliances and creams and balms used to anoint them and the increasingly sophisticated rituals surrounding their use.

While Jesus could not have been crucified on a Doc Johnson model #34 butt plug, with realistic veining, and optional vibrator with included wall charger, He certainly could have been using one during the nailing and hanging around part of His afternoon.

And where we be without an anus? Ow. We would explode or throw up our waste products. All hail the Anus God

[Violet]

She gives her children willingly for your substance.

I'll take free children whenever they're offered. Just can't have enough kids...

* Violet carves into some of Her Holiest Foliage's children with a knife, slicing a few of them apart, and splitting them into messy pieces before she stabs them with a silver fork and eats them.

Hey, I'm running out of her kids. Wanna go to the grocery and pick a few up for me? I'm sure The Mother won't mind.