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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:09 am
Augusty the Windmaker is totally unaware that every time he farts, his special magical anal glands sprinkle life dust into the fart's particles, and realities are born. The life dust creates an odd situation where a self contained reality grows inside. The structure of the particle, from the inside, becomes a vast reality in which certain life forms grow and experience, unaware that this is all happening within the tiniest space in Augusty's home. After a few seconds, the reality becomes unstable and falls apart. It then spreads out all over his food patch, and forms with others to grow him more goodies. These few seconds appear from the inside to be vastly longer, into the billions of years.
If he knew how much suffering went on in these realities, he would clean his bum more often.
All other "gods", contrary to popular opinion, exist within the realities they think they govern, hidden away. They feel all powerful, not realising their rule is over within two wakes of Augusty's tail.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:18 am
(January 12, 2015 at 11:09 am)robvalue Wrote: All other "gods", contrary to popular opinion, exist within the realities they think they govern, hidden away. They feel all powerful, not realising their rule is over within two wakes of Augusty's tail.
I'm a bit of undigested beef... a block of cheese... yes yes... there is more gravy than the grave about me. Yadda yadda yadda...
I hope it fucking burns.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:18 am
Oh yes, the proof.
The creator of our reality must be unaware of what it is doing, because everything makes no sense. Also I did loads of calculations which I won't show anyone.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:21 am
(January 12, 2015 at 11:18 am)robvalue Wrote: Oh yes, the proof.
The creator of our reality must be unaware of what it is doing, because everything makes no sense. Also I did loads of calculations which I won't show anyone.
If one just opens their heart to reality, the truth is self evident but if they don't want to believe all the most logical evidence in the world won't suffice
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:25 am
I forgot that bit! Yes, that too 
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:25 am
(This post was last modified: January 12, 2015 at 11:26 am by Chad32.)
(January 12, 2015 at 10:56 am)Alice Wrote: (January 12, 2015 at 9:47 am)Nope Wrote: After reading through Robo's thread about making a god claim, I thought it would be fun to invent our own gods and defend the imaginary deities from nay sayers. You can invent and defend your god/s or use logic to tear apart someone else's god. My purpose is just to be silly and see if iwe can use some of the same rational in defending our made up deities that theists use.
Also, if you like someone's invented religion you can convert and help them defend it
I'm already in your heads and in your hearts... you can't get me out.
The OP did say create one, and obviously you already exist. Though I didn't exactly come up with the FSM myself either. Alice, do you enjoy spaghetti as I do? Not that I would ask one God to worship another, but perhaps you enjoy the FSM's company?
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:27 am
Alice wants my poor benign God to burn!
Sorry, it's un-inflammable-able. I forgot to mention that.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:27 am
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(January 12, 2015 at 11:18 am)robvalue Wrote: Oh yes, the proof.
The creator of our reality must be unaware of what it is doing, because everything makes no sense. Also I did loads of calculations which I won't show anyone.
Gods don't need to prove themselves. We are ourselves... that's why we're gods. We don't have to want to be, we don't have to think about it... we simply are; we warp the universe just by being there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYprdmE1dFc
(January 12, 2015 at 11:27 am)robvalue Wrote: Alice wants my poor benign God to burn!
Sorry, it's un-inflammable-able. I forgot to mention that.
I just want your benign God to have the fire-shits.
Your god needs to suffer more... as I am Interesting: I've no reason to not share with your gods my wonderful gifts... suffering... torment... agony.
... Peace. May peace be unto "your" God. 
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:30 am
As a proud resident of the Great Northwet, I am returning to sun worship. The Sun is the source of energy from which all life flows. Obviously it is a god. You can see that it exists everyday (unless you live at the poles in the Northwest), but even we see it much of the year.
All hale the SUN.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:31 am
(January 12, 2015 at 11:25 am)Chad32 Wrote: The OP did say create one, and obviously you already exist. Though I didn't exactly come up with the FSM myself either. Alice, do you enjoy spaghetti as I do? Not that I would ask one God to worship another, but perhaps you enjoy the FSM's company?
I love spaghetti like I love hair. I really miss having hair.
* Violet has always had a thing for His Noodly Appendages. 
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