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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:33 am
Fortunately my god enjoys being cooked, cut up, and digested. You can't really torment the FSM. He is an endless source of food, and food is often the way to happiness.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:40 am
(January 12, 2015 at 11:33 am)Chad32 Wrote: Fortunately my god enjoys being cooked, cut up, and digested. You can't really torment the FSM. He is an endless source of food, and food is often the way to happiness.
My Trueform loves hearing this. Say it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Ok6Arp6Tc
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:44 am
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Bon appetite. The FSM Loves everyone, no matter how they want to eat Him.
I like that laugh, by the way. Right up there with The Joker.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 12:42 pm
(January 12, 2015 at 9:47 am)Nope Wrote: After reading through Robo's thread about making a god claim, I thought it would be fun to invent our own gods and defend the imaginary deities from nay sayers. You can invent and defend your god/s or use logic to tear apart someone else's god. My purpose is just to be silly and see if iwe can use some of the same rational in defending our made up deities that theists use.
Also, if you like someone's invented religion you can convert and help them defend it
I am going to steal dyresands idea on another thread and make a plant god.
Proof that there is an almighty plant god. Plants are everywhere. You can see them and feel them. Some of them you can eat.
Plants sacrifice themselves to us in the guise of food, shelter, clothing and a source of heat so that as an example of the highest form of love so that we will one day turn from our barbaric ways
There are dangerous plants because Her Holy Foliage wants is to grow and realizes that we can only evolve if there is some reason for us to do so
Seashella, goddess of seashells.
If Seashella, then seashells.
Seashells, therefore Seashella.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 2:17 pm
(January 12, 2015 at 11:33 am)Chad32 Wrote: Fortunately my god enjoys being cooked, cut up, and digested. You can't really torment the FSM. He is an endless source of food, and food is often the way to happiness.
I immediately thought of cows. Nothing like a cheeseburger for new recruits.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 2:20 pm
Anusius was PLEASED with my revelation here earlier today !!!
I was blessed with a bountiful and firm (but not too firm) bowel movement this morning !!!!
Believe in Anusius and be regular in His sight !!!
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 2:34 pm
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I invent the god of hiding.
Can't find any evidence for him....exactly, he's that good.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 2:39 pm
(January 12, 2015 at 2:34 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I invent the god of hiding.
Can find any evidence for him....exactly, he's that good.
Does he have an affiliation with ninjas?
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 2:43 pm
Anusius has 3 brown eyes, BTW.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 2:44 pm
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(January 12, 2015 at 2:34 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I invent the god of hiding.
Can find any evidence for him....exactly, he's that good.
And his name is King Richard the III
![[Image: richard-the-third-hide-and-seek-world-record-holder.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=weknowmemes.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F02%2Frichard-the-third-hide-and-seek-world-record-holder.jpg)
Who was he? I don't know either. He's that good.
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