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Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 2:48 pm
I note Richard III also was possessed of an anus.

More than coincidence ?
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 4:20 pm
(January 12, 2015 at 2:48 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I note Richard III also was possessed of an anus.

More than coincidence ?

It must be fate. The alternative is too absurd to consider.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 4:22 pm
If my God knew about all these great other gods it was farting out into their realities, it would be proud.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 4:52 pm
Anusius commands we shall have no other gods, er, behind him.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 6:45 pm
To y'all mother fuckers who didn't immediately pledge allegiance to Samuel L. Jackson:

I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 7:06 pm
I suppose it is just about time for a religious war.
For myself, I think I'll just retire with my god, Beer and his prophet Belch and watch the fireworks.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 7:15 pm (This post was last modified: January 12, 2015 at 7:30 pm by abaris.)
(January 12, 2015 at 10:23 am)JuliaL Wrote: Thus I name Thee....Beer!

Defense consists of my refrigerator existing and remaining stocked.
That was easy.

But I seem to fall from grace, since I didn't have time to stock up today and only one is left.

(January 12, 2015 at 7:06 pm)JuliaL Wrote: For myself, I think I'll just retire with my god, Beer and his prophet Belch and watch the fireworks.

Belch is actually more the revelation of beer than it's prophet. And it highest praise.
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 8:13 pm
Say WHAT one more god damn time. I dare you! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 8:51 pm
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:11 pm (This post was last modified: January 12, 2015 at 11:21 pm by Violet.)
(January 12, 2015 at 6:45 pm)DeadChannel Wrote: To y'all mother fuckers who didn't immediately pledge allegiance to Samuel L. Jackson:

I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.

I'd love it if Samuel L. Jackson laid his vengeance down upon me.

If he's a good enough motherfucker, then I might not even kill him when it's over. No matter, for one day he shall be mine.
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