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Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
#81
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
(January 16, 2015 at 4:50 pm)robvalue Wrote: I've found more compelling evidence in this thread than in any of those toilet paper holy books. Good job! These gods kick ass too.

Is the toilet paper comment an oblique reference to Anusius ??

Are you jonesing for a blessing ?????

Wink Shades
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#82
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
Praise be to Thomas Pynchon! He sent his only son down to save us, the Kenosha Kid (who you never did)
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#83
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
I am that I am.

Why any of you feel that I need worship from you is mind-boggling.

And why any of you think that I give a shit what you do. Confusedhock:

You all are nothing more than dust on my feet.

Yes I exist. I am real. You have all conversed or at least seen my posts. What more do you need?

I am out of here.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

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-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
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#84
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
(January 16, 2015 at 4:55 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: Praise ASDFGHJKL and give Her chocolate, as she demands. She demands you give Her at least 1/10 of all chocolate you own. The holy words of ASDFGHJKL as recorded in the Holy Sacred 100% True Book of Fanfiction.

I ated all my chocolate.. i guess i am going to be smited won't i?
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#85
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
(January 17, 2015 at 12:03 am)dyresand Wrote:
(January 16, 2015 at 4:55 pm)Roxy904 Wrote: Praise ASDFGHJKL and give Her chocolate, as she demands. She demands you give Her at least 1/10 of all chocolate you own. The holy words of ASDFGHJKL as recorded in the Holy Sacred 100% True Book of Fanfiction.

I ated all my chocolate.. i guess i am going to be smited won't i?

But.... you never did the Kenosha Kid.
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#86
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
(January 17, 2015 at 12:07 am)DeadChannel Wrote:
(January 17, 2015 at 12:03 am)dyresand Wrote: I ated all my chocolate.. i guess i am going to be smited won't i?

But.... you never did the Kenosha Kid.

So i am not going to hell then woot.
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#87
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
(January 17, 2015 at 12:42 am)dyresand Wrote:
(January 17, 2015 at 12:07 am)DeadChannel Wrote: But.... you never did the Kenosha Kid.

So i am not going to hell then woot.

Sure are, but did you ever do the Kenosha Kid? No
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#88
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
(January 17, 2015 at 12:42 am)DeadChannel Wrote:
(January 17, 2015 at 12:42 am)dyresand Wrote: So i am not going to hell then woot.

Sure are, but did you ever do the Kenosha Kid? No

No i didn't
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#89
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
(January 17, 2015 at 12:44 am)dyresand Wrote:
(January 17, 2015 at 12:42 am)DeadChannel Wrote: Sure are, but did you ever do the Kenosha Kid? No

No i didn't

Didn't you (do the Kenosha Kid)? Too bad.
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#90
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
The Sex God. Almost every being needs sex to make offspring.

What you are experiencing when you have sex is a bit of the sex divinity.

Why do people like sex more then anything, because sex brings higher form of pleasure and fulfillment.

Therefore if a God exists, it makes sense it is what we like the most. Anything that falls short of the highest pleasure of humanity cannot be the highest being.

[Actually, this isn't too far of from what I believe]
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