Maybe Jackson's the one who's having a little fun at someone else's expense.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
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Are you a native speaker of English? It's just really hard to understand your posts. I'd recommend shorter responses if you're writing from a phone.
The premise (so far as I understand it) reminds me of something Christopher Moore would write. If you can execute it, it could be entertaining.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
PM me your email address to join the Slack chat! I'll give you a taco(or five) if you join! --->There's an app and everything!<---  (January 24, 2015 at 1:50 am)jackson Wrote: feasting on kamikaze animals ,that run under passing vechiles and food stuffs that randomly fall from trucks ,while drinking from a bottomless cask of wine that tastes like (snip) Does anyone think how shameful it is for a kamikaze animal to return home after a day of running under passing vechiles (fast chiles?) and not be killed? Shame upon the animals family for generations to come! It would be better that kamikaze failure to have never been born. What kind of wine do kamikaze animals prefer? Big oakey red? Citrusy Pinot Gris? 
I would watch that movie in Colorado or Washington.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
I think OP was playing farcry 4 when he was talking about kamikaze animals.
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If anyone finds himself short of commas, it appears jackson is using them all. Stop hoarding the commas, man.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould 
Would the theater provide complimentary LSD?
 (January 25, 2015 at 11:03 pm)Tonus Wrote: If anyone finds himself short of commas, it appears jackson is using them all. Stop hoarding the commas, man. He does have a hard time making a point...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
I have already explained my problems with written word nice of you to skip the story critique and attack the amount of commas you almighty twat
Hey guys, play nice now. Don't make me break this thread.
Note for the new guy - this post is inked in Mod Green to show it's official; what we call a speedbump, meaning I want everyone to calm down.
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