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Hurricane Harvey
#11
RE: Hurricane Harvey
Better to pull a flashlight out of your ass than Jesus.
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#12
RE: Hurricane Harvey
I'd like to hear from Rhonda, Thump and M89, or anyone else in Tx/La.

If memory serves Rhonda is in Houston.

Edit: Oops, forgot C_L. Apologies.
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#13
RE: Hurricane Harvey
(August 26, 2017 at 3:35 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 26, 2017 at 1:46 am)Minimalist Wrote: Weren't they also supposed to stick a flashlight up their asses so the rescue workers could find them in the dark?

Vorlon already has one up there, just in case.

Not a flashlight, a Fleshlight . . .
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#14
RE: Hurricane Harvey
(August 26, 2017 at 8:26 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(August 26, 2017 at 3:35 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Vorlon already has one up there, just in case.

Not a flashlight, a Fleshlight . . .

Can those be used as a personal flotation device?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#15
RE: Hurricane Harvey
(August 25, 2017 at 11:11 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I have a brother in Houston and another one in Austin. Not sure if the one in Houston has evacuated. Katrina was a Category 3 hurricane and Harvey is a Category 4. Doesn't look good. Sad

-Teresa

I wish them safety and hope they make it through.
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#16
RE: Hurricane Harvey
Rainfall projected up 50" in places !!!
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#17
RE: Hurricane Harvey
(August 26, 2017 at 8:37 am)mh.brewer Wrote:
(August 26, 2017 at 8:26 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Not a flashlight, a Fleshlight . . .

Can those be used as a personal flotation device?

Yes, but you have to blow it . . .







. . . up.
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#18
RE: Hurricane Harvey
(August 26, 2017 at 3:35 am)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(August 26, 2017 at 1:46 am)Minimalist Wrote: Weren't they also supposed to stick a flashlight up their asses so the rescue workers could find them in the dark?

Vorlon already has one up there, just in case.


That's so he can see who's coming.

Some of my cousins want to go down and do some "hurricane tourism". I encouraged them to go, but leave the kids at home.
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#19
RE: Hurricane Harvey
Almost hate to say this, but after the eclipse, I find myself wanting to be in a comfy motel/hotel, 25 stories up, near a coastline, and watching a pretty sturdy hurricane approach, and then experience the eyewall passing over, the relative calm, and then the rest of the hurricane plays out.

Obviously, I have a romanticized view of such an experience, and am most unlikely to ever even try, but my thoughts come back to it this time of year . . .
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#20
RE: Hurricane Harvey
It's pretty awesome to be in a hurricane, as far as the experience goes.  Hurricane parties..also, the best parties.

You know, I know it's a familiarity thing, but the pathetic winds we get up here in the spring make me much more uneasy. The trees don't bend, they just creak and sway and menace the shit out of my house and my cars and my kids. It's unnerving. I;d rather be in the middle of a good tropical storm swilling vokda and pineapple on the beach.

I was up until 3am watching the weather channel like porn, turned down low, while everyone was asleep.  Woke up, put it back on again.  The wiofe was giving me shit for giggling and squeeling like a little girl everytime they showed somebodies roof coming off or a surge coming over the seawall. I like the way they put us in our place.
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