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What’s your age and butt size

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What’s your age and butt size
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November 26, 2017 at 11:42 pm
(November 26, 2017 at 11:17 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: I have a super-sexy finger, though.  Just ask Jack; she has a picture of it for her spank bank.  ?

Maybe my foot too, now that I think about it.  ?

I sure do, sexy thang. That finger, elbow and toe are magic, I tell ya. Big Grin
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November 27, 2017 at 1:49 am
I like the direction this thread is going in.
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November 27, 2017 at 2:09 am
This should be a pics only thread, don't you think? Devil
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November 27, 2017 at 2:24 am
Dammit. I really hope everyone knows this thread was a joke. Also, no, I don’t actually have an elbow fetish. It’s all a joke, dammit. Also, I suck at comedy. I feel the nagging need to explain myself too much. Tongue
See... this is what happens when I haven’t had a drink in 48 hours.
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November 27, 2017 at 3:06 am
(November 27, 2017 at 2:24 am)J a c k Wrote: See... this is what happens when I haven’t had a drink in 48 hours.

^^^

Also, that quote from Ex in your signature is, LOL. ?
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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November 27, 2017 at 3:12 am
this thread is like my tinder messages feed
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RE: What’s your age and butt size
November 27, 2017 at 4:09 am
Hello, I'm poca and I'm 36.
My butt measures enough to provide me a comfy seat.
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November 27, 2017 at 4:20 am
I'm 46 and it feels to me like I have not much butt.
The other day, my brother's gay hairdresser friend said I have the makings of a bubble butt and he smacked it, which I let him know was not cool.
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November 27, 2017 at 5:02 am
I'm 37 and...just how the hell can I see my own butt?
Oh, if I turn around and point the phone at the mirror...
Oh geez...kill me now....
Ask me again after I've lost another 30-40 pounds.
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November 27, 2017 at 6:03 am
36, and like all Irish men my arse is big fat hairy and white.
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