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Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
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Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 9:16 am
Which AF member would be a good babysitter for your kids, and why?  I was thinking something funny like:

C_L - she's nice and could really get their sense of humor with a lot of poop jokes

Min - he would teach them all sorts of new, fun-to-say vocabulary words.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 9:32 am
(November 30, 2017 at 9:16 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Which AF member would be a good babysitter for your kids, and why?  I was thinking something funny like:

C_L - she's nice and could really get their sense of humor with a lot of poop jokes

Min - he would teach them all sorts of new, fun-to-say vocabulary words.

If I had kids, Atlass33, because he could teach them to make all sorts neat vests. Big Grin What?

CL, because she'd add some ranch or BBQ flavor to the Eucharist.  Big Grin Tongue
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 9:38 am (This post was last modified: November 30, 2017 at 9:39 am by Catholic_Lady.)
Why thank you! Smile
I would have either LFC or Judi.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 9:47 am
Are we talking babysitting, or "babysitting"?

I think Losty would be a great babysitter for the kids... while JACK would be great...
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:02 am
No babies for me. Not even hypothetically.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:05 am (This post was last modified: November 30, 2017 at 10:09 am by Edwardo Piet.)
I don't have kids . . . but I'd pick Losty, J a c k, LFC or Mooney.

Oh and Poca seems like a good dad Wink

I also wouldn't do a bad job myself until it actually got to the cooking or household chores parts. I also am not sure what I'd do if the kids I was babysitting fell out with each other! I've babysat before and thankfully that has never happened. They were always well behaved. When it comes to babysitting I tend to be only good at the "Acting like a complete sillyface and making the children laugh at how you're even more childish than they are" part.
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:07 am
Did you want the kids back or not ?
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:14 am (This post was last modified: November 30, 2017 at 10:14 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Oh I forgot the why part: I'd pick Losty, J a c k, LFC and Poca because they are already really good parents, IMO. And Mooney because she's about to be one! Big Grin

I'm only ever good at the 'mildly amusing them by acting like a much less funny Jim Carrey' part. And I don't mean being an anti-vaxxer (for shame Jim Carrey, for shame).
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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:19 am (This post was last modified: November 30, 2017 at 10:20 am by DLJ.)
Drich.

When I get back home we can have a conversation about how some people are 'different'... don't be scared of them, pity them.

And we can have a serious talk about how to avoid ending up like that.

I think it's called aversion therapy.

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Or Losty.

So she can teach them how to drink too much without embarrassing themselves. An important life-skill.

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RE: Which AF member would you want to babysit your kids?
November 30, 2017 at 10:24 am
(November 30, 2017 at 10:19 am)DLJ Wrote: Or Losty.

So she can teach them how to drink too much without embarrassing themselves.  An important life-skill.

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Lol.

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But yeah, in all seriousness, Losty is a fantastic mother and babysitter.

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