(January 22, 2018 at 6:49 pm)pocaracas Wrote: How many Valkyries like you does one get?
None.
The Valkyrie get you.
Dying to live, living to die.
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| Poll: Will you accept Odin into your life? This poll is closed. |
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| Hell, yes! | 10 | 62.50% | |
| Hell, no! | 1 | 6.25% | |
| But I'm not a warrior, more of a worrier, really. | 0 | 0% | |
| I accept Him after other "gods" touched me inappropriately. | 1 | 6.25% | |
| Fuck, she's gone full retard! | 0 | 0% | |
| Ha! She thinks she's really a valkyrie. We can call her tin tits, now! | 4 | 25.00% | |
| Total | 16 vote(s) | 100% | |
| * You voted for this item. | [Show Results] |
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Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
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 None. The Valkyrie get you.
  RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 7:05 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2018 at 7:06 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
All you have to do is die in grace. By grace..ofc, I mean great pain and murderous effort. Or you can plant fruit with me forever outside the gates of valhalla (a stuffy place, full of drunk and grabby men)...counteroffer....
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
I'm on to you. I've seen 'vikings'.
... I'm in.
"If we go down, we go down together!"
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 7:19 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2018 at 7:32 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Side note....Travis Fimmel stole my shit. Ripped it, all of it. He stole my look, he stole my crazyface, he stole my ideology. I hate Travis Fimmel. I had to cut off all my hair (and I had an ass length braid...10 years, ten fucking years.....)..and then that fucker cut off all his hair! My wife is probably thinking about Travis Fimmel when she's in bed with me. She's a dirty slav like that.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
I voted tin tits because a tin of new sounded good on this hot day. I think it's your shout anyway! I'm reeallly thirsty!
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9 I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice! When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big! I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit. (January 22, 2018 at 6:55 pm)Mathilda Wrote:(January 22, 2018 at 6:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: None. Learn to ride a horse, buy yourself some good armour and send through an application. 
Dying to live, living to die.
Psh, horses are for eating.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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