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Have you Heathens heard the Good News?

Poll: Will you accept Odin into your life?
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Hell, yes!
62.50%
 10 62.50%
Hell, no!
6.25%
 1 6.25%
But I'm not a warrior, more of a worrier, really.
0%
 0 0%
I accept Him after other "gods" touched me inappropriately.
6.25%
 1 6.25%
Fuck, she's gone full retard!
0%
 0 0%
Ha! She thinks she's really a valkyrie. We can call her tin tits, now!
25.00%
 4 25.00%
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Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 8:59 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2018 at 9:00 pm by Joods.)
(January 22, 2018 at 8:58 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(January 22, 2018 at 8:27 pm)Joods Wrote: Well I'm Odin's wife. So y'all mother fuckers can kneel before me too.

I'd love to... Razz

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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 9:03 pm
Soon as I see a landing strip, I'm going down.

(I just realised how this could be made to sound a bit norty. I hope.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#33
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 9:08 pm
At least Odin is cool..... unlike that wimpy jesus or the camel fucker allah.
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 9:09 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2018 at 9:10 pm by Joods.)
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#35
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 9:28 pm
(January 22, 2018 at 9:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: At least Odin is cool..... unlike that wimpy jesus or the camel fucker allah.

Jesus chased people with a whip, a tad more burly than your vorlon has ever been . . . .

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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 9:48 pm
(January 22, 2018 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 22, 2018 at 7:33 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Psh, horses are for eating.  Wink

Only if you don't have camels.

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Or babies.... Angel
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January 22, 2018 at 9:50 pm
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 9:53 pm
(January 22, 2018 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 22, 2018 at 7:33 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Psh, horses are for eating.  Wink

Only if you don't have camels.

Big Grin

I have a camel toe............ but that's only for licking.
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 10:04 pm
(January 22, 2018 at 9:53 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(January 22, 2018 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Only if you don't have camels.

Big Grin

I have a camel toe............ but that's only for licking.

If you  have a camel toe, I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your man card now.
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 10:08 pm
(January 22, 2018 at 10:04 pm)Joods Wrote:
(January 22, 2018 at 9:53 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I have a camel toe............ but that's only for licking.

If you  have a camel toe, I'm going to have to ask you to turn in your man card now.

You need to get out more, or learn to stare covertly.

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