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Have you Heathens heard the Good News?

Poll: Will you accept Odin into your life?
This poll is closed.
Hell, yes!
62.50%
 10 62.50%
Hell, no!
6.25%
 1 6.25%
But I'm not a warrior, more of a worrier, really.
0%
 0 0%
I accept Him after other "gods" touched me inappropriately.
6.25%
 1 6.25%
Fuck, she's gone full retard!
0%
 0 0%
Ha! She thinks she's really a valkyrie. We can call her tin tits, now!
25.00%
 4 25.00%
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Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
Joods Offline Donators
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#41
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 10:11 pm
OMG My eyes! My eyes!  Panic Panic Panic

What has been seen cannot be unseen!
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 10:40 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2018 at 10:44 pm by Fireball.)
(January 22, 2018 at 10:11 pm)Joods Wrote: OMG My eyes! My eyes!  Panic Panic Panic

What has been seen cannot be unseen!

Technically, that is a "moose knuckle". Not to put too fine a point on it, but that just looks like cojones, to me. If a man's penis doesn't reach past his scrotum after a shower, he's a sufferer of shortus dickus, Latin for micropenis.
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#43
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 11:19 pm (This post was last modified: January 22, 2018 at 11:23 pm by Astreja.)
(January 22, 2018 at 6:31 pm)Khemikal Wrote: -and when astreja gets here...just remember that she's a witch....no one's foolish enough to trust a witch, I trust.

A witch? Um, no.  I much prefer the term "red robe."  (Lunitari can vouch for me -- She authorized my switch from white robes a couple of years ago.)

(dumps massive pile of documents on table)  Got MCSE and A+ hardware tech certificates in here too, somewhere.

That's right -- I'm a split-class Norse goddess / Krynnish archmage who can fix computers.  Be afraid.  Be very afraid.   Tongue
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#44
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 11:23 pm
(January 22, 2018 at 6:29 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Sorry, already prepaid for a condo in the Halls of Mandos.

Halls of Mandos? Will you be up there with David Grisman, Yank Rachell, and Bill Monroe?
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#45
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 23, 2018 at 1:57 am
Talos is where it's at. To Sovngarde!
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#46
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 23, 2018 at 2:26 am
(January 22, 2018 at 10:11 pm)Joods Wrote: OMG My eyes! My eyes!  Panic Panic Panic

What has been seen cannot be unseen!


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#47
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 23, 2018 at 3:45 am
(January 22, 2018 at 6:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 22, 2018 at 6:49 pm)pocaracas Wrote: How many Valkyries like you does one get?

None.

The Valkyrie get you.

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I hear you have my address... Why am I waiting?
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 23, 2018 at 2:16 pm
(January 23, 2018 at 3:45 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(January 22, 2018 at 6:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: None.

The Valkyrie get you.

Big Grin

I hear you have my address... Why am I waiting?

The drone is on it's way...

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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 23, 2018 at 3:35 pm
(January 23, 2018 at 2:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 23, 2018 at 3:45 am)pocaracas Wrote: I hear you have my address... Why am I waiting?

The drone is on it's way...

Smile

You know I'll reverse engineer the thing to figure out where you are, right?
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 23, 2018 at 3:43 pm
(January 23, 2018 at 3:35 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(January 23, 2018 at 2:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The drone is on it's way...

Smile

You know I'll reverse engineer the thing to figure out where you are, right?

Wellington, NZ.

In the heart of the CBD opposite the Wellington Cathedral.

But I live in the Hutt Valley.

That should save some effort.
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