(January 22, 2018 at 7:33 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Psh, horses are for eating.
Only if you don't have camels.
Dying to live, living to die.
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| Poll: Will you accept Odin into your life? This poll is closed. |
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| Hell, yes! | 10 | 62.50% | |
| Hell, no! | 1 | 6.25% | |
| But I'm not a warrior, more of a worrier, really. | 0 | 0% | |
| I accept Him after other "gods" touched me inappropriately. | 1 | 6.25% | |
| Fuck, she's gone full retard! | 0 | 0% | |
| Ha! She thinks she's really a valkyrie. We can call her tin tits, now! | 4 | 25.00% | |
| Total | 16 vote(s) | 100% | |
| * You voted for this item. | [Show Results] |
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Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
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 Only if you don't have camels.
I thought we all agreed the One True Faith is The Congregation of Jehovah's Presbytery of Zion ?
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(January 22, 2018 at 7:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I thought we all agreed the One True Faith is The Congregation of Jehovah's Presbytery of Zion ? This is why we never let you vote.
Dying to live, living to die.
Count me in! Valhalla here I come!
I like that my new Holy Book is set in the Marvel universe.  (January 22, 2018 at 7:27 pm)Haipule Wrote: I voted tin tits because a tin of new sounded good on this hot day. I think it's your shout anyway! I'm reeallly thirsty! I love the phrase 'tin tits' and vow to use it in conversation every chance I get!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Well I'm Odin's wife. So y'all mother fuckers can kneel before me too.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
They all think that, but my boy Loki is the one shuffling strange in and out of the back entrance so that they never find out about each other.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(January 22, 2018 at 8:11 pm)Cyberman Wrote:(January 22, 2018 at 7:27 pm)Haipule Wrote: I voted tin tits because a tin of new sounded good on this hot day. I think it's your shout anyway! I'm reeallly thirsty! I want you to take video the next time you do that
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
(January 22, 2018 at 8:27 pm)Joods Wrote: Well I'm Odin's wife. So y'all mother fuckers can kneel before me too. I'd love to... 
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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