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The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
#41
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 5:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Tried it - the thingy is too big.  The flange grommets on the widget side keep clanging against the gizmo.

Lot of bloody help YOU are.

Boru

See my answer above.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#42
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 5:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:33 pm)Joods Wrote: This.  Sooooooo much this.

Nuke Sweden.

I am not going to say I hate you, but I hate you.  SMART ASS! Tongue
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#43
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 5:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Tried it - the thingy is too big.  The flange grommets on the widget side keep clanging against the gizmo.

Lot of bloody help YOU are.

Boru

See my answer above.

*sigh*  If the standard thingy has flange grommets that get in the way, then the upgraded thingy with the wotsis is going to be even more...

Fuck it, I'll just order another one.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#44
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 6:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: See my answer above.

*sigh*  If the standard thingy has flange grommets that get in the way, then the upgraded thingy with the wotsis is going to be even more...

Fuck it, I'll just order another one.

Boru

No.

You're thinking of the old model thingy. The newer, 2017 model thingy has an adjustable wotsit the replaces the flange and the new model ecky at the end.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#45
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 5:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Nuke Sweden.

I am not going to say I hate you, but I hate you.  SMART ASS! Tongue

The rest of me is quite smart, too.

Wink

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#46
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 6:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I am not going to say I hate you, but I hate you.  SMART ASS! Tongue

The rest of me is quite smart, too.

Wink

Yea yea well, well.... well.... welll, ..... I got nothing SO THERE!

(April 12, 2018 at 5:24 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 4:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Destroy the body in acid.

I prefer lye.

In another note: What is this angry red thing just under the head?

Edit: Additional, are you related to Aunt Flo?

Lye, Lye Ms American pie
Drove the corpses to the levy
But the levy was dry
Good ole leather face
Drinking whiskey and formaldehyde 

Singing this will be Texas's time
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#47
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
I have a question!

How do I politely dump a guy I've been going out with?

-Teresa
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#48
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 7:43 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I have a question!

How do I politely dump a guy I've been going out with?

-Teresa

Say "sorry" as you dump the body.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#49
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 7:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 7:43 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I have a question!

How do I politely dump a guy I've been going out with?

-Teresa

Say "sorry" as you dump the body.

What!? No round trip air fare from/to NZ? You won't even need any luggage, just a backpack. Simply tell the airlines you shipped your clothes ahead. You'll have to purchase edged weapons on arrival, though.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#50
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 7:43 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I have a question!

How do I politely dump a guy I've been going out with?

-Teresa

It's called a Cleveland Steamer.

Oh, wait......................
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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