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The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 5:55 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 5:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Tried it - the thingy is too big.  The flange grommets on the widget side keep clanging against the gizmo.

Lot of bloody help YOU are.

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See my answer above.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 5:55 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 5:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:33 pm)Joods Wrote: This.  Sooooooo much this.

Nuke Sweden.

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April 12, 2018 at 6:00 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 5:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Tried it - the thingy is too big.  The flange grommets on the widget side keep clanging against the gizmo.

Lot of bloody help YOU are.

Boru

See my answer above.

*sigh*  If the standard thingy has flange grommets that get in the way, then the upgraded thingy with the wotsis is going to be even more...

Fuck it, I'll just order another one.

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April 12, 2018 at 6:24 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 6:00 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: See my answer above.

*sigh*  If the standard thingy has flange grommets that get in the way, then the upgraded thingy with the wotsis is going to be even more...

Fuck it, I'll just order another one.

Boru

No.

You're thinking of the old model thingy. The newer, 2017 model thingy has an adjustable wotsit the replaces the flange and the new model ecky at the end.
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April 12, 2018 at 6:25 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 5:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Nuke Sweden.

I am not going to say I hate you, but I hate you.  SMART ASS! Tongue

The rest of me is quite smart, too.

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April 12, 2018 at 6:38 pm (This post was last modified: April 12, 2018 at 7:17 pm by Brian37.)
(April 12, 2018 at 6:25 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:55 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I am not going to say I hate you, but I hate you.  SMART ASS! Tongue

The rest of me is quite smart, too.

Wink

Yea yea well, well.... well.... welll, ..... I got nothing SO THERE!
(April 12, 2018 at 5:24 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 4:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Destroy the body in acid.

I prefer lye.

In another note: What is this angry red thing just under the head?

Edit: Additional, are you related to Aunt Flo?

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Drinking whiskey and formaldehyde 

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April 12, 2018 at 7:43 pm
I have a question!

How do I politely dump a guy I've been going out with?

-Teresa
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April 12, 2018 at 7:46 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 7:43 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I have a question!

How do I politely dump a guy I've been going out with?

-Teresa

Say "sorry" as you dump the body.
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April 12, 2018 at 7:58 pm (This post was last modified: April 12, 2018 at 7:59 pm by Fireball.)
(April 12, 2018 at 7:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 7:43 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I have a question!

How do I politely dump a guy I've been going out with?

-Teresa

Say "sorry" as you dump the body.

What!? No round trip air fare from/to NZ? You won't even need any luggage, just a backpack. Simply tell the airlines you shipped your clothes ahead. You'll have to purchase edged weapons on arrival, though.
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April 12, 2018 at 8:05 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 7:43 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I have a question!

How do I politely dump a guy I've been going out with?

-Teresa

It's called a Cleveland Steamer.

Oh, wait......................
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