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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
July 10, 2019 at 2:41 pm
(July 10, 2019 at 1:39 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (July 10, 2019 at 1:31 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I give the stubborn ones a copy of Missouri's trespassing laws. Highlighted is the part where I can shoot them.
Despite some theists here falsely accusing me of hating human rights, I wouldn't go that far. I am sure you only are jokingly making a point.
I won't leave a theist bleeding in the street if I come a cross a car accident in which they were injured. All I am getting at in this post is for them to leave me the fuck alone when I am in my own house.
Oh, I am sure the JWs knew they were in no danger.
You don't see how it's funny to say you will/can shoot someone? Damn Brian, what's wrong with you?
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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
July 10, 2019 at 2:43 pm
Disfellowshipping.
“We’re not a cult.”
“Do you practice disfellowshipping of ex members?”
“Yes.”
“Then you’re a cult.”
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
July 10, 2019 at 2:46 pm
(July 10, 2019 at 2:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Disfellowshipping.
“We’re not a cult.”
“Do you practice disfellowshipping of ex members?”
“Yes.”
“Then you’re a cult.”
A "cult" is simply a tiny religion with no political power. Once it gains popularity it is called a religion.
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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
July 10, 2019 at 3:04 pm
(July 10, 2019 at 1:39 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (July 10, 2019 at 1:31 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I give the stubborn ones a copy of Missouri's trespassing laws. Highlighted is the part where I can shoot them.
Despite some theists here falsely accusing me of hating human rights, I wouldn't go that far. I am sure you only are jokingly making a point.
I won't leave a theist bleeding in the street if I come a cross a car accident in which they were injured. All I am getting at in this post is for them to leave me the fuck alone when I am in my own house.
Really?
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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
July 10, 2019 at 3:20 pm
(July 10, 2019 at 3:04 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (July 10, 2019 at 1:39 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Despite some theists here falsely accusing me of hating human rights, I wouldn't go that far. I am sure you only are jokingly making a point.
I won't leave a theist bleeding in the street if I come a cross a car accident in which they were injured. All I am getting at in this post is for them to leave me the fuck alone when I am in my own house.
Really?
Seriously, thanks for the emotional support getting back home after the hurricane. And I know you were joking with your comment about the right to shoot what amounts to sales people. I get your joke. Hopefully they got the message. Problem is with theists, just the mention of the ghastly, kitten barbecuing, record the NFL without their permission "A" word" needlessly scares the shit out of theists.
Trust me, I offended this lady. I told her I didn't need her book of mythology. I am saying however, while I do get your joke, it doesn't always translate well in text.
And you are on my Rolodex for the next hurricane.
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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
July 10, 2019 at 3:43 pm
(July 10, 2019 at 3:20 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (July 10, 2019 at 3:04 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Really?
Seriously, thanks for the emotional support getting back home after the hurricane. And I know you were joking with your comment about the right to shoot what amounts to sales people. I get your joke. Hopefully they got the message. Problem is with theists, just the mention of the ghastly, kitten barbecuing, record the NFL without their permission "A" word" needlessly scares the shit out of theists.
Trust me, I offended this lady. I told her I didn't need her book of mythology. I am saying however, while I do get your joke, it doesn't always translate well in text.
And you are on my Rolodex for the next hurricane. My fundy cousins have offered to kill me to show me that THERE IS A HELL. I remind them that I've killed a shit load more people than they have.
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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
July 10, 2019 at 8:19 pm
(July 10, 2019 at 3:43 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: (July 10, 2019 at 3:20 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Seriously, thanks for the emotional support getting back home after the hurricane. And I know you were joking with your comment about the right to shoot what amounts to sales people. I get your joke. Hopefully they got the message. Problem is with theists, just the mention of the ghastly, kitten barbecuing, record the NFL without their permission "A" word" needlessly scares the shit out of theists.
Trust me, I offended this lady. I told her I didn't need her book of mythology. I am saying however, while I do get your joke, it doesn't always translate well in text.
And you are on my Rolodex for the next hurricane. My fundy cousins have offered to kill me to show me that THERE IS A HELL. I remind them that I've killed a shit load more people than they have. Lol wow breaking a commandment to show you hell . That's just ......... 
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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
July 10, 2019 at 9:46 pm
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Next time I happen to encounter JW's, I'm going with a different approach to keep shit fresh and exciting.
I think I'll say...
"You know...Christianity stripped us of our true spirituality. No lie.
Now allow ME to introduce YOU to Ifa, the ancestors, the Orisha, and the Loa."
And then go into a full-on Vodou chant.
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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
July 10, 2019 at 10:12 pm
(July 10, 2019 at 2:46 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (July 10, 2019 at 2:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Disfellowshipping.
“We’re not a cult.”
“Do you practice disfellowshipping of ex members?”
“Yes.”
“Then you’re a cult.”
A "cult" is simply a tiny religion with no political power. Once it gains popularity it is called a religion.
A cult has one guy at the top that knows the whole thing is bullshit.
In a religion - that one guy died.
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RE: Every f-ing year JWs knock on my door.
July 10, 2019 at 10:23 pm
(July 10, 2019 at 9:46 pm)Athene Wrote: Next time I happen to encounter JW's, I'm going with a different approach to keep shit fresh and exciting.
I think I'll say...
"You know...Christianity stripped us of our true spirituality. No lie.
Now allow ME to introduce YOU to Ifa, the ancestors, the Orisha, and the Loa."
And then go into a full-on Vodou chant.
Save some Kool-Aid to sprinkle, like chicken blood. They'll freak out big time, but you can tell the popo that it's just a placebo! 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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