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Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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#41
RE: Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
September 22, 2019 at 7:00 pm
I say we consult Balaam on that.
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#42
RE: Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
September 22, 2019 at 7:31 pm (This post was last modified: September 22, 2019 at 7:39 pm by Athene.)
(September 22, 2019 at 3:06 pm)Athene Wrote: I saw a pretty big "UFO" once while I was on vacation and 100% sober. It appeared to be a metal craft of some sort--At first glace.

Upon further inspection, I noted that it more closely resembled a Mylar balloon in form and movement though. Perhaps intentionally designed/fashioned to appear as a spacecraft from a distance...Who knows? Anyhow, I soon got bored, so I went back to my cottage and took a nap.

My butt didn't feel as though it had been probed or disturbed in any way when I woke up, which only reinforced my conclusion that it wasn't aliens.


Well I just finished read ingthat aliens have been implementing an extensive alien-human hybrid program for decades. Interesting.
So presumably they stimulate the prostate via the rectum in order to extract abductees' baby gravy.

That's why the Mylarians left my booty unbothered. Makes perfect sense.

And I know for a fact that they didn't extract any of my ova because I counted them before I went to sleep and they were all there when I woke up.
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#43
RE: Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
September 23, 2019 at 8:08 am
This alien butt play talk reminds me of old Vorlie and how he loved to talk about these fantasies of his. RIP.
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#44
RE: Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
September 25, 2019 at 8:53 am
This thread went from talking about aliens to anal sex. Shows where everyone's minds are at. Wink
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RE: Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
September 25, 2019 at 10:29 pm
(September 25, 2019 at 8:53 am)EgoDeath Wrote: This thread went from talking about aliens to anal sex. Shows where everyone's minds are at. Wink

We miss our Vorlon.

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
September 26, 2019 at 2:24 am


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RE: Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
September 26, 2019 at 3:34 am (This post was last modified: September 26, 2019 at 3:38 am by Anomalocaris.)
(September 25, 2019 at 10:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 25, 2019 at 8:53 am)EgoDeath Wrote: This thread went from talking about aliens to anal sex. Shows where everyone's minds are at. Wink

We miss our Vorlon.

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He’s gone to the Spanish foreign legion in the sky:
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RE: Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
September 27, 2019 at 1:27 am (This post was last modified: September 27, 2019 at 1:29 am by ignoramus.)
Nah, I'm a sane Christian. I don't believe in silly green aliens …

I just believe in Jesus. (a levitating, self resurrecting zombie being who likes to watch me fondle myself ...who doesn't Dunno)
The son of some evil warlord hellbent on destroying everything and who also happens to live outside of time and space)
yeah, nothing wrong with me!



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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
October 9, 2019 at 8:47 pm (This post was last modified: October 9, 2019 at 8:47 pm by Aegon.)




^^^^

UFO real ty
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RE: Alien Abductions & Encounters, and UFO Sightings
October 10, 2019 at 6:01 am
SFW?

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