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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 13, 2017 at 7:13 am


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 15, 2017 at 7:57 pm
'People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.' - Ryan Reynolds

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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 16, 2017 at 5:39 pm
How religious nutters really look to atheists:



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 17, 2017 at 8:29 pm
6 year old boy: 'Da, can we visit a haunted house on Hallowe'en this year?'

Dad: 'What's wrong with the one we live in?'

6yo: 'Well, it's...WHAT?'

Dad: 'Good night, son.'

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 18, 2017 at 5:38 am
If visiting Australia, don't waste your hard earned on a return flight...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 18, 2017 at 1:30 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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January 21, 2017 at 8:34 pm
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January 24, 2017 at 4:56 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 24, 2017 at 11:03 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
January 26, 2017 at 11:29 am
I love this channel...



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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