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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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'People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.' - Ryan Reynolds
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
How religious nutters really look to atheists:
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
6 year old boy: 'Da, can we visit a haunted house on Hallowe'en this year?'
Dad: 'What's wrong with the one we live in?' 6yo: 'Well, it's...WHAT?' Dad: 'Good night, son.' Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
If visiting Australia, don't waste your hard earned on a return flight...
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  ![[Image: slide_6791_90779_large.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=loscuatroojos.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F05%2Fslide_6791_90779_large.jpg)
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. ![[Image: kliban02.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i52.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fg31%2FAtomicomics%2FKliban%2Fkliban02.gif)
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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