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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 12, 2022 at 10:14 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 12, 2022 at 10:34 pm
Syrup of Ipecac in your orange juice also works well. Just don't forget that you put it in there.
One place I used to work, people were taking other people's food, and one person put some chocolate cake in the fridge, with a generous helping of Ex-Lax® in the frosting. The next day, a notice was posted that a biological experiment was being made with some cake, and that whoever partook could expect the first symptom to be diarrhea...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 4:00 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 4:33 am
(September 12, 2022 at 10:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: Syrup of Ipecac in your orange juice also works well. Just don't forget that you put it in there.
One place I used to work, people were taking other people's food, and one person put some chocolate cake in the fridge, with a generous helping of Ex-Lax® in the frosting. The next day, a notice was posted that a biological experiment was being made with some cake, and that whoever partook could expect the first symptom to be diarrhea...
The problem is that syrup of ipecac is no longer available.
But cyanide is…
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 7:28 am
Strychnine is better... you go with a smile on your face!
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 8:43 am
(September 13, 2022 at 4:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (September 12, 2022 at 10:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: Syrup of Ipecac in your orange juice also works well. Just don't forget that you put it in there.
One place I used to work, people were taking other people's food, and one person put some chocolate cake in the fridge, with a generous helping of Ex-Lax® in the frosting. The next day, a notice was posted that a biological experiment was being made with some cake, and that whoever partook could expect the first symptom to be diarrhea...
The problem is that syrup of ipecac is no longer available.
But cyanide is…
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Still available in the US, over the counter, no less.
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September 13, 2022 at 8:05 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 8:58 pm
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