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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 12, 2022 at 5:13 pm
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"Change was inevitable"


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 12, 2022 at 10:14 pm
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"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 12, 2022 at 10:34 pm
Syrup of Ipecac in your orange juice also works well. Just don't forget that you put it in there.

One place I used to work, people were taking other people's food, and one person put some chocolate cake in the fridge, with a generous helping of Ex-Lax® in the frosting. The next day, a notice was posted that a biological experiment was being made with some cake, and that whoever partook could expect the first symptom to be diarrhea...
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 4:00 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 4:33 am
(September 12, 2022 at 10:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: Syrup of Ipecac in your orange juice also works well. Just don't forget that you put it in there.

One place I used to work, people were taking other people's food, and one person put some chocolate cake in the fridge, with a generous helping of Ex-Lax® in the frosting. The next day, a notice was posted that a biological experiment was being made with some cake, and that whoever partook could expect the first symptom to be diarrhea...

The problem is that syrup of ipecac is no longer available.

But cyanide is…

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 7:28 am
Strychnine is better... you go with a smile on your face!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 8:22 am
(September 13, 2022 at 4:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 12, 2022 at 10:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: Syrup of Ipecac in your orange juice also works well. Just don't forget that you put it in there.

One place I used to work, people were taking other people's food, and one person put some chocolate cake in the fridge, with a generous helping of Ex-Lax® in the frosting. The next day, a notice was posted that a biological experiment was being made with some cake, and that whoever partook could expect the first symptom to be diarrhea...

The problem is that syrup of ipecac is no longer available.

But cyanide is…

Boru
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 8:43 am
(September 13, 2022 at 4:33 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 12, 2022 at 10:34 pm)Fireball Wrote: Syrup of Ipecac in your orange juice also works well. Just don't forget that you put it in there.

One place I used to work, people were taking other people's food, and one person put some chocolate cake in the fridge, with a generous helping of Ex-Lax® in the frosting. The next day, a notice was posted that a biological experiment was being made with some cake, and that whoever partook could expect the first symptom to be diarrhea...

The problem is that syrup of ipecac is no longer available.

But cyanide is…

Boru

Still available in the US, over the counter, no less.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 8:05 pm
Peter Piper poked a pack of liquid vinegar,
Now Peter Piper has a pickled pecker.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2022 at 8:58 pm
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