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Poll: Will you accept Odin into your life?
This poll is closed.
Hell, yes!
62.50%
10 62.50%
Hell, no!
6.25%
1 6.25%
But I'm not a warrior, more of a worrier, really.
0%
0 0%
I accept Him after other "gods" touched me inappropriately.
6.25%
1 6.25%
Fuck, she's gone full retard!
0%
0 0%
Ha! She thinks she's really a valkyrie. We can call her tin tits, now!
25.00%
4 25.00%
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Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
#51
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
Hutt Valley... is that a Kiwi term for Jabba's cameltoe?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#52
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
(January 23, 2018 at 3:59 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Hutt Valley... is that a Kiwi term for Jabba's cameltoe?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lower_Hutt
Big Grin

No Jabba's in sight.

Tongue

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#53
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
[Image: LdesCSAx_o.jpg]
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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#54
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
(January 23, 2018 at 5:18 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: LdesCSAx_o.jpg]

I love cartoons like that.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#55
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
(January 23, 2018 at 5:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 23, 2018 at 3:59 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Hutt Valley... is that a Kiwi term for Jabba's cameltoe?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lower_Hutt
Big Grin

No Jabba's in sight.

Tongue
You know Val, New Zealand is amazing.. i always wanted to visit this place and almost I flew there this year (QT Museum Wellington..) but I decided too late and now probably I'll spend my free days either in Poland skiing or somewhere in the south of Europe ... instead of on a green, beautiful island.. meh
"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." 
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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#56
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
Dang. Beccs. You don't even get snow there Big Grin.

I wanna move there now.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#57
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
(January 23, 2018 at 5:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 23, 2018 at 3:59 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Hutt Valley... is that a Kiwi term for Jabba's cameltoe?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lower_Hutt
Big Grin

No Jabba's in sight.

Tongue

That place is colder, but nearly as wet as Lisbon. Can I interest you in a Winter/Summer vacation to a better place?
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#58
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
(January 23, 2018 at 5:35 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(January 23, 2018 at 5:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lower_Hutt
Big Grin

No Jabba's in sight.

Tongue

That place is colder, but nearly as wet as Lisbon. Can I interest you in a Winter/Summer vacation to a better place?

Sydney?

We get snow here, but VERY rarely in Wellington, and then only on the hills.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#59
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
(January 23, 2018 at 5:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(January 23, 2018 at 5:35 pm)pocaracas Wrote: That place is colder, but nearly as wet as Lisbon. Can I interest you in a Winter/Summer vacation to a better place?

Sydney?

Nah.... farther away, across the globe.
Sydney has... like... awstrelians!
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#60
RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
(January 23, 2018 at 5:53 pm)pocaracas Wrote:
(January 23, 2018 at 5:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Sydney?

Nah.... farther away, across the globe.
Sydney has... like... awstrelians!

It's also full of bloody Kiwis.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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