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Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 6:20 pm
We've had Christians of various persuasions and Muslims of multiple types come here and try to persuade us to join their religions.
Well, now it's time you atheist heathens, and others who follow these false religions, to come to know the Truth about the One Real Religion.
It's time for you heathens to accept Odin AllFather into your life and accepts His One True Son, Thor, into your empty lives.
After all, how else will you get into Valhalla without accepting the AllFather?
Don't let the doubting voice in the back of your head hold you back from making this life altering decision. That's Loki casting doubt in your mind about the AllFather.
Odin loves you, and wants you to join Him in the eternal revels in Valhalla (if you're a suitable warriors, of course).
So, will you accept the AllFather into your life, or will you be one of the many who sit outside the gates and listen to the rest of us revel for all eternity?
Do YOU want to be a Frost Giant??
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 6:24 pm
*raises hand*
Can I be a dark elf instead?
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 6:29 pm
Sorry, already prepaid for a condo in the Halls of Mandos.
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 6:31 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2018 at 6:38 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Odin and the Aesir are a bunch of punks who can't take a joke. It's Loki that yall need to bow down to...since his dog Fenrir will kill both Odin and Tyr while he's finishing off Heimdall come Ragnarok. Lokis afterlife is an endless vinyard with buxom ladies and strong (but silent) farmhands. Eating and drinking and laughing and music and rolling around in the grass for all eternity. No war, no conflict. Just endless green fields*.
*and maybe some snow - but i think they got that one wrong. See, it;s coke. They're not frost giants, per se.....they're just hung and high on yay.
-and when astreja gets here...just remember that she's a witch....no one's foolish enough to trust a witch, I trust.
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 6:43 pm
Not a thread about fox news. Clickbait title :p
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 6:47 pm
(January 22, 2018 at 6:24 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: *raises hand*
Can I be a dark elf instead?
You want to be a Drow?
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 6:48 pm
(January 22, 2018 at 6:29 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Sorry, already prepaid for a condo in the Halls of Mandos.
If you want to spend eternity hanging around with a bunch of Mandos, we won't judge.
Okay, I will!
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 6:49 pm
How many Valkyries like you does one get?
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 6:49 pm
(January 22, 2018 at 6:31 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Odin and the Aesir are a bunch of punks who can't take a joke. It's Loki that yall need to bow down to...since his dog Fenrir will kill both Odin and Tyr while he's finishing off Heimdall come Ragnarok. Lokis afterlife is an endless vinyard with buxom ladies and strong (but silent) farmhands. Eating and drinking and laughing and music and rolling around in the grass for all eternity. No war, no conflict. Just endless green fields*.
*and maybe some snow - but i think they got that one wrong. See, it;s coke. They're not frost giants, per se.....they're just hung and high on yay.
-and when astreja gets here...just remember that she's a witch....no one's foolish enough to trust a witch, I trust.
That's all propaganda from Loki.
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RE: Have you Heathens heard the Good News?
January 22, 2018 at 6:50 pm
(January 22, 2018 at 6:43 pm)SaStrike Wrote: Not a thread about fox news. Clickbait title :p
Can't be. Not once in the title are the words "alternative facts" used.
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