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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?

Poll: What do you think they'll do?
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take it and admire it in private
20.00%
 2 20.00%
take it and tell everybody at your church and made sure all world knows about it
60.00%
 6 60.00%
keep walking
10.00%
 1 10.00%
smash it
10.00%
 1 10.00%
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If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 21, 2016 at 3:07 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 12:20 pm)Lek Wrote:
(August 21, 2016 at 12:01 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote: How would you show that it were Jesus' turd? You've nothing to compare it against.

The question was If I knew it was the real thing, what would I do.  I guess if I knew it couldn't be scientifically proven, I'd keep on walking and be amazed that I actually came across a turd that belonged to Jesus.  Maybe someone else will have the same experience.

How would you know if you can't test it? Belief doesn't go far, especially in matters like this where well over 99% of those who want you to believe are there to gull you, including those who created christianity.
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 26, 2016 at 3:41 pm
I'm wondering why the option to 'Smell the glory of the Lord' isn't in the poll.
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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 26, 2016 at 3:42 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 3:41 pm)Primordial Bisque Wrote: I'm wondering why the option to 'Smell the glory of the Lord' isn't in the poll.

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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 26, 2016 at 3:59 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 3:42 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(August 26, 2016 at 3:41 pm)Primordial Bisque Wrote: I'm wondering why the option to 'Smell the glory of the Lord' isn't in the poll.

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RE: If they found Jesus' turd what would they do with it?
August 26, 2016 at 4:40 pm
(August 26, 2016 at 3:41 pm)Primordial Bisque Wrote: I'm wondering why the option to 'Smell the glory of the Lord' isn't in the poll.

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