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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 4:19 pm
Any woman the "hey girl, nice shoes, wanna x" line works on isn't worth taking home to meet your Mom.
Stay classy my young friend. There are plenty of knuckle dragging db's out there that will be giving her the tired one liners. Set yourself apart by being a gentleman. Open doors for her. Offer to carry her books to class. Give her some sincere compliments.
Just be yourself, it's a long school year, you have plenty of time to ply your craft and woo fair maiden.
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 4:22 pm
It helps to have an outline of how you want things to go. This one has always worked for me:
Rob: So...
Girl: Forget it.
Rob: Alrighty. See ya later.
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 4:24 pm
(This post was last modified: August 19, 2016 at 4:24 pm by PETE_ROSE.)
Rob, have you been eavesdropping on me? That's exactly how I remember it going.
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 4:26 pm
Pete: So...
Hot girl: Drop dead.
Pete: Swing and a miss....
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 5:31 pm
Quote:So that girl I was talkin' about, I wanna ask her out not to late into the year.
Try, 'Hey, you sexy little bag of estrogen - wanna come back to my place for drinks and sex?' It works.
Ok, be fair - it worked once out of 1642 goes.
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 5:32 pm
Wait... ScienceAF, how old are you?
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 5:37 pm
...And I'm approaching 21. Holy fuck, I feel old. I've got 20 more good years in me, or so, then I gotta start... Well, I'll shut up now. There are older members than me here.
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 19, 2016 at 5:37 pm
Okay... well then ScienceAF, please disregard any references to sex or coffee or anything adult.
Just ask her if she wants to go rollerskating with you sometime or maybe you can study together or something that won't make her mother purchase a chastity belt.
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