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RE: Most People Insist That Two Separate Being Can Never Be One
May 20, 2023 at 11:29 am
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(May 20, 2023 at 10:45 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: (May 20, 2023 at 9:30 am)KerimF Wrote: Good question.
If you mean a kid of my blood, no I don’t have.
If you mean a kid who sees in me also as his father, then yes. Now, he is 45, married and got a son.
When was the last time you became one?
Okay, to please your curiosity, I was never married.
For a woman to live with me and be proud that she found a man who loves her really (no other women in his life but her), I have to marry her first. To do it, I had to accept to live with a person, here a wife, not by my own will (and her) but I have to also get the permission of a third party, representing a certain authority, to do it. Since my will only doesn't count in marriage, I left marriage for other men to enjoy it 
Now you know that it would be really weird if Jesus didn't mind to be married and submitted to a certain authority in order for him to be a normal man by having a wife.
Fortunately, my earthly father didn't mind being submitted to the Catholic Church in order to marry my mother and bring me into life. He died when I was 9.
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RE: Most People Insist That Two Separate Being Can Never Be One
May 20, 2023 at 11:33 am
Sounds shitty. I'm not dissing your life decisions my man. I just don't think anyone who's ever actually had children would believe that your comments make a lick of sense.
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RE: Most People Insist That Two Separate Being Can Never Be One
May 20, 2023 at 11:40 am
(May 20, 2023 at 10:08 am)KerimF Wrote: (May 20, 2023 at 9:51 am)Angrboda Wrote: This village has too many idiots.
Fortunately, this village has some fantastic non-idiot persons, like you are. Naturally, it has to be very proud of having you.
Oh sorry, I forgot you see me just an idiot, so what I wrote on the first line has to be lunatic, at least to you 
Did I say you were an idiot? No, I did not. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.
I'm reserving judgment until you shut up so that my conclusion will be based upon the totality of your contributions. The sooner you do, the sooner I can proceed.
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RE: Most People Insist That Two Separate Being Can Never Be One
May 20, 2023 at 8:14 pm
Two people actually can be one, but it requires a strong stomach and some rather frowned-upon surgery.
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RE: Most People Insist That Two Separate Being Can Never Be One
May 20, 2023 at 8:17 pm
^Do not get Valk involved in these shenanigans.
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RE: Most People Insist That Two Separate Being Can Never Be One
May 20, 2023 at 8:28 pm
(May 20, 2023 at 8:14 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Two people actually can be one, but it requires a strong stomach and some rather frowned-upon surgery.
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Oh I dunno, LSD and Astroglide did it for me.
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RE: Most People Insist That Two Separate Being Can Never Be One
May 20, 2023 at 9:08 pm
Where do you make the distinction as 'seperate'?
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RE: Most People Insist That Two Separate Being Can Never Be One
May 21, 2023 at 1:06 am
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RE: Most People Insist That Two Separate Being Can Never Be One
May 24, 2023 at 10:43 pm
(May 20, 2023 at 8:59 am)KerimF Wrote: I guess you know how, unless some of you didn’t have the chance to know the entire natural process by which a human baby could be born.
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RE: Most People Insist That Two Separate Being Can Never Be One
May 25, 2023 at 9:40 am
(This post was last modified: May 25, 2023 at 9:43 am by Mister Agenda.)
Of all the things in Christianity that are head-scratchers, the idea that Jesus was one with his 'spritual father' has never been one of them. And I doubt most people maintan that two seperate beings can never be one. The holy trinity on the other hand, is one of those impossible things a trinitarian Christian has to believe before breakfast.
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