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How do I ask someone out?

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How do I ask someone out?
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#81
RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 20, 2016 at 11:14 am
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 20, 2016 at 11:32 am
(August 20, 2016 at 9:14 am)Expired Wrote:
(August 20, 2016 at 8:54 am)Nymphadora Wrote: That's a big step. Just make sure to watch Hell's kitchen so you can see how Gordon Ramsay demands it be cooked.

Or he could do it my way, peel back film lid and microwave on full power for 3 mins. Smile

YOU STOLE MY TECHNIQUE!
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#83
RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 20, 2016 at 1:04 pm
(August 20, 2016 at 9:14 am)Expired Wrote:
(August 20, 2016 at 8:54 am)Nymphadora Wrote: That's a big step. Just make sure to watch Hell's kitchen so you can see how Gordon Ramsay demands it be cooked.

Or he could do it my way, peel back film lid and microwave on full power for 3 mins. Smile

Ramsay would have a field day with you lol
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#84
RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 20, 2016 at 1:56 pm
(August 20, 2016 at 4:32 am)Expired Wrote: Cook her some risotto.

Why not?

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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 20, 2016 at 2:20 pm
Ask someone out by pronouncing words with your face lips also known as your mouth instrument.
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 20, 2016 at 2:23 pm
(August 20, 2016 at 2:20 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Ask someone out by pronouncing words with your face lips also known as your mouth instrument.

My mouths not only for singing even though I do use it for that. Derrr

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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 20, 2016 at 2:34 pm
(August 20, 2016 at 1:56 pm)ScienceAf Wrote:
(August 20, 2016 at 4:32 am)Expired Wrote: Cook her some risotto.

Why not?

Actually, forget that advice.
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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 20, 2016 at 2:44 pm
(August 20, 2016 at 2:34 pm)Expired Wrote:
(August 20, 2016 at 1:56 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: Why not?

Actually, forget that advice.

Why?

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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 20, 2016 at 3:11 pm
Because 12 year olds always always always make a mess of the risotto when their mother inevitably calls them over before they finish stirring the rice.

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RE: How do I ask someone out?
August 20, 2016 at 3:13 pm
Oh, I see. American Pie much?
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