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#51
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 21, 2014 at 2:50 pm
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalottapus.

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#52
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 21, 2014 at 6:04 pm
Do you know why a car full of lesbians travels faster than a car full of gay men?

Lesbians go lickity split, gay men go pokety-poke.

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#53
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 21, 2014 at 6:32 pm
You know what's gross? Emptying the bottle of ketchup, and finding a string.

What's grosser than that? Biting into a hot-dog, and finding a vein.

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#54
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 21, 2014 at 6:48 pm
I was teasing the missus about her age. I suppose I went a bit too far, as she snapped at me and said, 'All my friends say I've got the body of an eighteen year old!'

I thought it best to defuse the situation with humour, so I said, 'Best give it back, ducks. You're getting it all wrinkled.'

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#55
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 22, 2014 at 7:18 am
What do a intelligent blonde lady and god have in common? They are not real.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#56
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 22, 2014 at 9:45 am
Three vampires walk into a bar.

The first two order bloody marys, but the third vampire only asks for water.

"Why water?" asked the other two.

The third one pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

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#57
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 22, 2014 at 9:45 am
Dark humor is like like food, not everybody gets it.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#58
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 22, 2014 at 9:50 am
More like sex, since even fewer people get it. Or maybe it's just me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#59
RE: Offensive Jokes
October 22, 2014 at 3:36 pm
(October 22, 2014 at 2:54 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(October 22, 2014 at 2:40 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I dunno, does the goat consent?

If god had not meant man to make love to animals he wouldn't have put horns on the front of the goat to hang onto.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Offensive Jokes
October 22, 2014 at 3:47 pm
If you really just HAVE to shag that sheep, take her to the edge of a cliff. Why? It makes the sheep push back.

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